teh cool

Derived from interweb message board users, originally as a typing error. "teh" essentially means "The" and "teh cool" Means "The B0mb," "The Shit." An acronym would be "teh suck"

Guy 1: Hey man, did you see the new sword I got for my FABLE character Zweganorax?
Guy 2: Yeah it's teh cool!
Guy 3: Your sword is teh suck!

by Megan December 20, 2004

Charlie and teh Chocolate Facotory

Movie that came out on July 15,2005. Johnny Deppstarred in it as Willy Wonka, Despite Common belief this movie is not a remake on the original movie but a movie based on the book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Oh Jeez johnny Depp is fine in Charlie and teh Chocolate Factory.

by Blingingbabe23 September 6, 2005

teh cooter

A term referring to the females sex organ. Most commonly said while intoxicated.

Derek wished he touched teh cooter, but everyone knew he really enjoyed the feel of a mangina.

by Eric November 1, 2003

TEH CRAB

Wet and wild.

C'mon, baby let's get teh crab!

by SERGIO! July 25, 2003

Teh Cat is on Fierz

Common refrence to smokeing a cactus while watching TV.

Penis: Dood teh cat is on fierz and its fucking insane. This can be used in various times such as when its raining outside.

by SANJOES SANDWHICHS SHOP SSS May 3, 2010

teh issuez cat

To have issues, one who has issues. Accompanied by a hand movement -'issUEZ'.
Also, my psychotic cat.

Eleanor: Rosalie, why did your cat just jump on my face?
Rosalie: Oh, sorry. She's kinda teh issuez cat.

Emma: The Ketchup Kid was even angstier than usual yesterday...
Rosalie: God, he is SUCH an issuez cat!

by 4*0$@l13 March 3, 2008

is it can be tiem for teh

Useful phrase for when presenting or proposing a plan of action. Also, it sounds more bad ass than "is it time for..."

Is it can be tiem for teh drinkypoos?

Of course gravy, I only wish it could be all the time.

by TheGravyOne October 8, 2008