A clean bowel movement which requires no wiping or clean-up job later. Usually followed by an eerie sense of achievement and happiness. Large movements can sometimes be referred to as a Double Teflon or a Monster Teflon
by The Spike February 21, 2007
Get the teflonmug. by Mikkel von P July 27, 2004
Get the teflonmug. 
Get the teflonmug. Coating on bullets so they can go through bulletproof vests, not to be mistaken for fryingpans.
The word teflon has changed into a word for bulletproof vest, so if you hear rap lyrics like " strap my teflon on" it does'nt mean he has put a fryingoan on.
The word teflon has changed into a word for bulletproof vest, so if you hear rap lyrics like " strap my teflon on" it does'nt mean he has put a fryingoan on.
by GIGGLES May 3, 2005
Get the teflonmug. 1) Johnny might be slick, but Will Simmons is teflon.
2) Be careful out there, Jack - the roads are teflon this time of year.
2) Be careful out there, Jack - the roads are teflon this time of year.
by Macavity September 16, 2005
Get the teflonmug. by Genius Community June 9, 2018
Get the TEFLONmug. The act or ability to never let any failure stick to you but attempt to take credit for all successes, by never making a decision on your own and thus never being the target of failure bottlenecks. Though it will not stop you if things go right, all success will be cohersed to stick with your name as its leader.
Teflonics will hold position of powers but when forced to use that power they will vocalize that there is nothing they can do .
Teflonics will hold position of powers but when forced to use that power they will vocalize that there is nothing they can do .
Hans is so teflonic that if gravity didnt hold his fat cancerpuffing ass down, he would slide right to the sun and take credit for its warmth glow.
by Don_Cheadles_Agent September 15, 2004
Get the Teflonicmug.