Teemo

Satan
Why we can't have nice things
Everything wrong with League of Legends
Why they let you surrender

User1: They have a Teemo
User2: Surrender at 20
User3: Agreed

by Lord Revan77 November 23, 2016

Teemo

An annoying pissant gerbil, grinning as he fucks up your shit, the stinky bastard will ruin your whole teamfight.

That fucking Teemo and his fucking mushrooms and his fucking blind.

by FuckTeemoInHisGerbilAss November 15, 2012

teemo'd

Dying in the most gruesome way to Teemo including; baited into a land field of mushroom, poked to death, blinded to death, and getting baited by his global taunt and following him into his team.

I Teemo'd into baron pit.

by The Blind Monk August 14, 2015

Teemo

Teemo a little fucking op piece of fucking shit in League of Legened.

I just got fucked by teemo.

by Ragin Asian22 January 28, 2017

teemu

A sarcastic, calm guy of usually older age and taste, and very intelligent sense of humour.

That guy in black leather jacket is a real teemu.

by Teemu November 9, 2003

Salty Teemo

Being so bad that you make an amateur look like a professional.

You say that hes a pro player but those Salty Teemo plays determine otherwise

by KhaosxResolve February 19, 2014

Teemo

you think the bombs from ww2 and hitlers time were fucking op then you have never seen a fucking piece of shit teemo who ruins everything.

Teemo main: hi im a teemo main
every fucking league of legends player: FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

im a teemo main and i need to kill myself

by i hate teemo April 18, 2021