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Teaspoon leg

Running away, preferably accompanied with the sound of bongos.

Originates from when the British people heard of the Boston tea party and went to fight the American people; upon noticing the Brits, the Americans fled.
British people: "Oi, what are you doing with our tea there, love?"
American people: "Quick, we gotta teaspoon leg it outta here!"
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Yamaguchi Tadashi

Smol cinnamon roll that will kill you with his very average float serve. Also very gay for the tall french fry that is Tsukishima Kei
Person 1: Have you seen the new haikyuu episode?
Person 2: no, why?
Person 1: Yamaguchi Tadashi finally got the float serve right!
Person 2: oh my god, my smol child is growing up
by Brokuto_Kotabro August 9, 2016
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candy tease

when a house is decorated for Halloween, but the motherfuckers dont open the door and give you candy.
Person: That house looks creepy, i bet they have plenty of

candy.

*knocks on door and waits 10 seconds*

Person: Hey asshole i know youre in there, gimme some fucking candy.

Person 2: GTFO noob

Person: Wow what a fucking candy tease...
by iheartitties November 1, 2010
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Tedesco

Example 1:
Person 1: "Don't you think that Shawn Mendes and Harry Styles are tedescos?"
Person 2: "My tedescos are Tom Holland and Dylan O'Brien."

Example 2:
Person 1: "That tedesco over there is checking you out."
Person 2: "Oh my god , he is SUCH a sexy tedesco!"
by MCACABKM August 16, 2018
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Spot Tease

A parking spot that appears to be open, but is actually taken by a small car or motorcycle. Also can refer to a car that takes up 90% of its own spot and 10% of the one next to it, leaving no room for another car to park.
Alright! Parking spot just two away from the mall! Wait...damn Smart Car's parked there! Stupid Spot Tease!!!
by Delaware Mike September 26, 2010
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touch me tease me feel me up

the main part from love talk by wayv
some guy on youtube also made a news video about being addicted to it but i forgot the name
kun: i can hear it callin' from where you are loving the way you wanna talk
all: touch me tease me feel me up , touch me tease me feel me up
kun: call me when it's after dark something in the way you wanna talk
all: touch me tease me feel me up , touch me tease me feel me up
by miodek August 14, 2021
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table teaser

When a waitress at a bar, restaurant or club who waits on tables, acts like she is interested in you, as a customer, & flirts with you, even at great lengths & depth throughout the night, just to lure you so that you may be inclined to shell out alot of tip money for her. She may even provide you with her number (fake usually) just to give you the illusion of hope. She'll play the role very good and she's usually a good talker. And if you start talking to her like in a flirtatious way, then she know she's got you. So don't flirt, because she's just wants to hurt you in your pocket. These table teasers won't flirt with girls because they know girls won't tip more just because so they target only the guys as victims. Typically these women are pretty good looking, or atleast compared to the other waitresses around, so they know that you will be attracted to them. Basically their game is the same as a cockteaser, only in a bar or restuarant or even club setting with the goal of milking money. Normally people would tip an average of around 15% but victims (typically guys) have been known to shell out 50% on tip just because the table teaser was that good into making the guy believe he had a chance with her. And the worst thing is, sometimes these table teasers would allow the guys to buy them drinks just to play the role that they are interested. So they get free drinks & more money from the guys... and that is their game.
Dude, how much tip did you end up giving to that table teaser whore last night?

Why did that table teaser gave me her number and when I called this morning, it was a non-working number?

Becareful of these new breed of money hungry hustlers, they're aren't called table teasers for nothing.

A table teaser is a fusion of a cock teaser and a waitress all into one.

I hate it when I'm drunk and get taken advantaged by those goddamn table teasing bitches!

Damn, I got table teased again. I can’t believe I dropped 20 dollars tip on a 30 dollar bill for that bitch.
by happyjoemann March 26, 2012
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