tech

1. An adjective used to denote something especially effective at a given time. Slang originating from collectible card games: a card deemed particularly useful in a certain situation is deemed "tech," and it spread to other things.

2. A synonym for cool, due to sloppy usage of definition 1.

Both definitions are usually only used by card geeks.
Oh, man. Telling your mother that you were at a blood drive instead of out drinking was tech—now she thinks you're disoriented due to blood loss!
by Starfury April 12, 2004
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Tech

a 9mm assault pistol made by the Intratec company in Miami, Florida. favored by gangstas in the hood because the retail price is only about $300.
them niggaz betta watch it, i packin' my tech.
by duece February 04, 2004
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A person with EXTREME knowledge or skills with computers or electronically gear (but not including actual game). A positive comment which replaces geek and it's sometimes not as positive effect.
Toms the tech around here, he will fix your computer for you and then some
by Robbie J June 10, 2003
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Tech On

I told our programmer he could create a new database and he totally got a tech on
by glaikery January 27, 2011
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Tech on - A term used when you totally want to rock out, but are listening to electronic music rather than rock. Similar meaning to rock, rock on, rock out, etc. except that rock is much cooler.

It's also an Asian tech news thing, but the first definition is much cooler.
"Dude, this beat is totally awesome!"
"Tech on!"

"Man, put some trance on, I need to tech out."
by Heart Flame June 06, 2007
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tech

v.

To organize a show or production; to work behind the scenes at a play or concert.
I teched the concert...the lights got so messed up because none of the techies paid attention.
by someone July 19, 2004
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A person of infinite knowlege and skillz
1. One of my techs will be over shortly to explain the meaning of life.

2. One of my techs will be coming over to build a concrete wall to partition your garden.

3. Ive got my techs looking at a large project, once they have spent several months research and evaluating it I will reject it.
by david-hasslehoff August 26, 2010
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