teaky

teaky= something which is simultaneously funny and painful and sometimes life- affirming. its the kind of thing you laugh at, and then you feel pretty shitty for laughing at it, and then it makes your heart hurt a little bit because its actually sort of beautiful. the first time i ever heard the word 'teaky' used (i did not invent it) was to describe learning- disabled teenagers doing a ballet duet on television.

the cute show's special on disabled pets was so teaky that my mascara started running

by alice1974 October 19, 2007

Geek Teak

Geek: a slang term meaning a computer/Sci fi/horror/LARPer/gamer/etc expert or enthusiast.

Teak: a type of hardwood.

Geek Teak: When you feel intense, physical excitement over something or someone geeky. Non-gender specific.

"Wow- do you see that Slave Leia over there? I'm sporting huge geek teak."
-or-
"Hey, have you seen the latest trailer for 'The Knights of Badassdom'? Yea verily it gave me mighty geek teak."

by SarahsLame July 28, 2011

Oiling The Teak

A euphemism borne from San Francisco for jacking off al fresco.

It's 80 degrees today dude and I'm oiling the teak before firing up the BBQ.

by Teakman April 27, 2009

Tezak

Tezak is the arabic word for 'your Ass'

dude where did you put my vape?

- in tezak

by Hamdetta June 21, 2020

Teaka

A beautiful girl handcrafted very delicately. She understands and will listen to all you have to say and will respect your opinion. She is strong willed and is very determined. People notice her when she enters a room. Everyone who meets her falls in love with her.

Everyone can be friends with Teaka, but she is my best friend.

by A2JMan June 10, 2009

Teamkilling

The act of killing players on the same team in a game which allows friendly fire. Teamkilling can be intentional or accidental. If it is done intentionally, it's usually out of frustration, boredom, revenge, or to get something that person has.

It is also a form of griefing, and is looked down upon by those who play the game normally.

OMG WTF HOW COME U KEEP TEAMKILLING ME OMG WTF!!!!!!!!1!1!!!11eleven vote him out!!!!1 this D00d is a gay hax0r!

by Rezel August 22, 2008

Teakettle Laugh

When someone laughs so hard that they sound like a teakettle.

Guy #1: Did you hear Claybee's teakettle laugh?
Guy #2: Yeah, after 8 seconds only dogs could hear it.

by I Love Mixing Salad June 12, 2017