Tearjerker

it is when you are about to nut, but hold it in and endure the pain.

"I was jerking off last night and I tried the tearjerker, boy did that hurt."

by Vanilla Water November 7, 2017

Tearjerker

Someone who cries before masturbating and uses their tears for lubrication. Refers to a sad movie. Or, a sad moment, etc.

Adam: "I used my tears as lube when I masturbated lastnight."
Alex: "Wow, dude. You fail. When are you just going to use real lube?"
Adam: "I don't have to pay for tears and I never run out."
Alex: "F U. Tearjerker!"

by Tearjerker April 24, 2010

tearjerker

A "tearjerker" occurs when a male flashes his penis at a woman and the woman cries. It is said to be a very, very difficult accomplishment.

Can also refer to the penis itself, if that penis has, at some point in the past, been successfully flashed at a woman and caused her to cry.

"Hey guys, did you hear that Brooks managed to pull a tearjerker while playing Truth or Dare?"

Brooks' tearjerker is the stuff of legend. I wouldn't be surprised if he cries whenever he sees it.

by CJY May 24, 2006

tearjerker

1. n. a person who cries when they masturbate.

2. n. a person who has a habit of masturbating while watching a dramatic movie or "chick-flick".

3. n. a song by KoRn off of their "See You on the Other Side" album.

What a pussy! I'll bet he's a fucking tearjerker.

by nofgiehehderegsdff April 13, 2006

tearjerker

one who cries during masturbation

"Alex is such a tearjerker"

by nongigongerong January 4, 2009

Tearjerker

Someone who likes to rub the one eyed snake while watching sad movies.

The end of that movie was such a tearjerker - i blew my load over the remote

by effurm the retarded rabbit September 28, 2005

tearjerker

The first 10 minutes of Disney pixars UP

Bob: did you see UP. The first 10 minutes is a tearjerker.
Brittany: Yea, it's so sad when ellie dies.

by Pretty kewl stuff May 18, 2018