tear jerker

When a girl is giving head and stops before you're done, so you shoot in her, making her start crying.

She was going down on me, but didn't want to finish the job, so I gave her a tear jerker.

by PinkSheetTrrader March 11, 2007

Tear Jerker

A man who, while under the influence of alcohol or other mind-altering substances, masturbates and uses his tears as lubricant. A tear jerker may also be defined as a date or encounter with a woman which results in the afore mentioned definition.

This idea is referenced, but not directly named, in the popular film, "Waiting...".

A dialogue from the movie, "Waiting...".
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Dean: Calvin, what happens with every girl you're interested in? Nothing! You take them out, you pay for everything - you never make a move!

Monty: And then you go home... alone... to masturbate... while you cry... using your own tears as lubricant.

Calvin: Ok that was once... and I was drunk... and it was Valentine's Day.
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Calvin is a total tear jerker.

by joey x September 18, 2008

tear jerker

Someone who listens to Andrea Bocelli's "Time to Say Goodbye" while knocking one out.

It was a rainy Friday night, I was depressed, I spanked my hog while listening to some Bocelli, I'm such a tear jerker.

by Red Face December 2, 2007

tear jerker

n) one who masterbates using their own tears as lubricant
v) the act of "jerking one out" using tears as lubricant

man to friend: "man last night i was all alone and needed to get off"
friend: "so what did you end up doing?"
man: "well i got myself into a real tear jerker"
friend: "lol, but no for real im sorry man..."
man: "i guess its ok..."

by panthaman77 May 4, 2011

tear jerker

while recieving oral sex from a girl, the male asks her to examine his penis for something, this is all just a joke however, and when she brings it close to her eye the male thrusts forward into her eye causing her to cry tears of pain....or joy....who knows

she slept with her ex the night before so i gave her a tear jerker, now she really has something to cry about.

by Matt April 10, 2004

Tear Jerker

Getting drunk and geeked up and crying on a buddies deck.

Man I pulled a tear jerker at Smitty's.

by Matt April 30, 2004

Tear Jerker

Making someone cry and then using their tears as lubrication to masturbate. Used to show pleasure taken from humiliating another.

Dude, Brian so totally deserved that tear jerker.

by I dig chicks hey January 28, 2008