Tear Jerker

Making someone cry and then using their tears as lubrication to masturbate. Used to show pleasure taken from humiliating another.

Dude, Brian so totally deserved that tear jerker.

by I dig chicks hey January 28, 2008

the tear jerker

whilst doing a girl doggy, prepare a freshly cut lemon, one half in either hand and as you ejaculate inside her, lean over and thrust the lemons into her eyes, making the love making session very emotional.

dude i took that girl home after that date, i showed her the tear jerker.

by aaron and kristy March 29, 2009

Tear-jerker

When the man ejaculates up the girl's nose, the semen accumulates so much that it oozes out of her tear ducts. If it doesn't ooze out right away, the man punches her in the face to induce crying.

Cory: "Oh yeah, here it comes, where do you want it?"
Topanga: "I feel like being kinky...why don't you give me a Tear-jerker?"
Cory: "Oh ya...that's SO hot."
*Cory ejaculates and makes high-pitched orgasm screeches*
*Topanga makes snorting sounds*
Cory: "Hey, it's not coming out of your eyes!"
*Cory punches Topanga in the face*
*Topanga cries cum*
Cory: "Yeah...that's better. By the way, bitch, I got AIDS."
*Topanga cries more cum*

by John, Mike, Chris, and Mr. Feeney March 30, 2008

Tear jerker

Tear jerking is to masterbate while crying and using the tears as lube.

"Listen bitch, You are a cheating, lying, cum gargling swamp whore, so go home, cry your eyes out and use your tears to grease up your gristle knot while you masterbate yourself to sleep, It'll be a real tear jerker."

by Robby Martin December 6, 2006

tear jerker

a sad porno

Friend A: "I saw this porno the other day where Jenna Jameson dies in the end"

Friend B: "It must have been a real tear jerker"

by johnniewalker2284 June 9, 2011

tear jerker

When a girl is giving head and stops before you're done, so you shoot in her, making her start crying.

She was going down on me, but didn't want to finish the job, so I gave her a tear jerker.

by PinkSheetTrrader March 11, 2007

tear jerker

Someone who listens to Andrea Bocelli's "Time to Say Goodbye" while knocking one out.

It was a rainy Friday night, I was depressed, I spanked my hog while listening to some Bocelli, I'm such a tear jerker.

by Red Face December 2, 2007