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teammate agreement

A sacret bond that is not supposed to be broken by Primož and Anže( Any onther Teammates in the world)

Rules:
-Teammates shall sit together in class
-Teammates shall not hurt each other unless its realy necessary
-If teammates play on oposite teams they should cover each other
-A teammate will help cheat the other teammate on the test
-If the teammate would be broken by any party in it he has to be punished by death or getting his balls removed
-The only way to break teammate agreement is by getting molested by a horse for 8 straight hours
-Teammates are not supposed to stop playing a sport wich is selected by the parties of the agreement
-Teammates shall go eat together atleast once a month
-Sexual harrasment is off limits unless the parties in the agreement are gay
-If teammates play 1-1 they have to give it all

-Trash talking is allowed

-Teammates are not supposed to expose each other publicly or on social media
-If teammate breaks anohers teammates ankles they are ititled to bitchslapping him
-Teammates shall respect the Teammate Agreement at 100%
Anže broke the Teammate Agreement by sitting with Guštl
by Dicklord123 December 13, 2018
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Teammate Syndrome

When the teammate(s) you're with are completely brainless and don't do anything of value.
Commonly associated with games where bad teammates are common (I.E Warzone)
John: Did you see Dave last night?
Steve: Yeah, he's got total Teammate Syndrome
by bagoonga August 5, 2021
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Shitus Teammatus

a natural phenomena know as shitus teammatus its been going on since the game first came out and is normally cause by a large wave of shit teammates
Lauren's rank is dropping because of the wave of shitus teammatus
by Mario_RL February 27, 2020
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Anti teammate

A person you dislike being on the same team as, so much so that you would prefer them being on the opposing side.
Jacob dislikes playing basketball with Eddie; he refers to him as his anti teammate.

Jacob asked Noah, “who is your anti teammates in our basketball game and why is it Eddie?”
by Shmose July 11, 2022
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Teammate Abandonment

When one or more player(s) leaves another player without any supporting fire. The abandoned player usually ends up getting mauled by zombies and dieing.
Damnit i got downed again because Mark into Teammate Abandonment.
by Smitty the man December 27, 2011
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teamview

When a team watches you and another having untamed sex
MRW TEAMVIEWED JACOB AND KEN boning in the park
by Hubba bubbles January 10, 2017
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TeammatesFAIL

A Vietnamese tryhard with a penis smaller than 2 inches. He also enjoys bragging about how good he is at Xbox but really has a pathetic gamerscore. He also gets assfucked by horses daily.
Joey: Holy crap that TeammatesFAIL kid just raped everyone.
Jimmy: Yeah he's trying so hard because he'll never get laid.
by TheFallenAeon October 3, 2010
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