Teak

A punk ass bitch

Look at this teak

by TK5 May 24, 2019

Teak

Teak (Teee-k)
noun~

A loose term for tea lovers who are geeks. Combining the two words together.

Teaks (Teee-ks)
noun~
Plural- More than one Teak.

Teak- "That dude is such a Teak"

Teaks- "The Sirignano's are a couple of Teaks"

by We're Steeped November 11, 2012

teak oil

either oil that restores wood to its natural luster and hardness or a girl that is hot enough to give a guy a boner thus restoring his wood to its natural luster and hardness.

guy1 walks in wearing butt shorts
guy2:"what a wood killer!"
guy1:"assuming you had wood"
a girl in a tube top walks in
guys1and2:"wow who's the teak oil!"

by the situation December 16, 2012

Geek Teak

Geek: a slang term meaning a computer/Sci fi/horror/LARPer/gamer/etc expert or enthusiast.

Teak: a type of hardwood.

Geek Teak: When you feel intense, physical excitement over something or someone geeky. Non-gender specific.

"Wow- do you see that Slave Leia over there? I'm sporting huge geek teak."
-or-
"Hey, have you seen the latest trailer for 'The Knights of Badassdom'? Yea verily it gave me mighty geek teak."

by SarahsLame July 28, 2011

Oiling The Teak

A euphemism borne from San Francisco for jacking off al fresco.

It's 80 degrees today dude and I'm oiling the teak before firing up the BBQ.

by Teakman April 27, 2009

Teak

A traditional Thai name given to one who can fit the most dicks in their ass.

Congrats man, now you’re Teak.

by Quorgan December 6, 2023

Teak

The sophisticated way to better describe smoking crystal methods

Is he still teaking with her

by Cash Goddess February 5, 2022