Twat Taffy is the gelatinous substance found in the crotch area of a female's panties (or just the crotch alone) after a long day of getting "wet" several times at work, school or just in general. It resembles a soft chunky version of a "Nerds" candy and can be quite alarming if one where to "accidentally" stumble across it while engaging in foreplay.
Man, Sue really had a lot of Twat Taffy going on the other night when we were having sex. She must have spent half the day at work soaking wet!!
by onthewildedge August 23, 2011
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some random dude: “prolly cause hes a legendary sex machine though he really one ugly ass boi.
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A person who is a hoe, but more than that, they smell bad, almost like clams, and are typically a minority (or just really ugly).
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I tea bagged her with my Texas taffy last night.
I got some Texas taffy goin on today. It’s hot. It’s sticking from thigh to thigh.
I got some Texas taffy goin on today. It’s hot. It’s sticking from thigh to thigh.
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Get the Texas Taffy mug.(v) taffle - to knot up, like hair, string or wool, so that it is difficult to unwind.
(adj) taffled (up) - knotted in an irksome manner
(v) - untaffle - to unravel, usually with difficulty
(adj) taffled (up) - knotted in an irksome manner
(v) - untaffle - to unravel, usually with difficulty
by davidovsky September 10, 2009
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The act of placing your hands in your pockets to grab money yet your hands never come out. Almost as if your hands are stuck inside your pockets - hence, taffy pockets.
The act of placing your hands in your pockets to grab money yet your hands never come out. Almost as if your hands are stuck inside your pockets - hence, taffy pockets.
Our whole family went out for dinner tonight to catch up on old times. Once the bill came uncle Mark came down with a case of taffy pockets. Grandma ended up paying the whole bill.
by Seedmiddle August 16, 2011
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Drunk girl to drunk guy: Stop the taffy pulling, just pop a Viagra if you can't get it up manually!!!
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