Tapologize

OneRebuplic's way of saying "to apologize" like a spaz.

It's too late tapologize!

by Aldarn January 27, 2008

typology

A (pseudo)science which organizes people into groups based on their core motivations, how they think, and what they do. It's used for personal growth and just for fun as a hobby. Examples of popular typology systems include Meyers-Briggs (MBTI), Enneagram, 4 Temperaments/DISC, Big 5/OCEAN, Socionics, Attitudinal Psyche, and 16Personalities (ew). And no, astrology is not typology.

JP: "Have you ever heard of typology before? It's really cool. It helps you learn more about yourself and others!"
Everyone: "Shut up"

by JP the ENFP June 14, 2022

tautology

True by definition, literally "saying the same". Pointlessly obvious. Additional words that add no meaning.

"Either we'll get in trouble, or we won't" is a logical tautology. By including all possibilities the statement must inherently be true.

In "PIN number" the word "number" is a tautology because a PIN is always a number. (At least that's what the N originally stood for — if the term PIN evolved to include letters someday then PIN number would no longer be a tautology.)

In "morning sunrise" the tautology is "morning" because sunrises are a subset of mornings; removing the first word removes no meaning. (The addition of "morning" may be aesthetically more pleasing, in a poem for example, but it remains a logical tautology.)

by Bob Stein October 23, 2008

tautology

Tautology (n): that which is tautologous, a tautology.

Jack built a brick house out of bricks.
The filing cabinet had inertia, it wouldn't budge.
Go sit in the corner where the walls and floor meet, boy!
The tautologous tautology

by jengajam24 March 10, 2010

Carpology

The act of purchasing a car as a means to make amends for a major relationship transgression. Usually associated with adultery.

Kobe done got caught cheating on his bitch. He bought her an Escalade as carpology. Sheeeet.

by patshure May 25, 2015

Talkology

1. The verbal art or science of using of words.
2. The art of rapping in the genre of hip-hop.

He had everybody convinced with his talkology.

by Jon Harrison September 1, 2005

tardology

The study of all aspects of the word "tard". Inclusive of how to be a tard, how to wrangle a tard, what makes someone a tard, and how to cure tard. The subject was created and made famous by Ed from the T.V. show 'Ed, Edd, and Eddy' and Patrick Star from the T.V. show 'Spongebob.'

Friend: HUMANS HAVE 47 CHROMOSOMES
Me: NO! Fool! Maybe u do, but It's 46. Either that, or you have a masters in Tardology.

by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019