Tardic

Retardedly ridiculous

That shit was pure tardic

by plutosorbitoutthere October 8, 2018

Turdicken

When John Madden sticks his erect penis in a chicken that is stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey.

John Madden screamed "Boom" while performing a turdicken

by Bamf Hossyuk March 23, 2011

turdick

Somone who randomly gets mad for no reason during casual, calm conversation.

God, Mike, you yell for no reason, you are such a turdick!

by Ronche December 8, 2005

Tar Dick

Someone who has a penis that is darker than the rest of his bodies skin tone.

Shut up you tar dick son of a bitch!

Dude, I hear from your girlfriend you got a tardick!

by jojotheg0dofrandom March 5, 2011

Tarrick

A nonce that likes small children and is always horny. Don't go near Tarrick. He WILL nonce on you.

Hey LOOK its a TARRICK! They are such a nonce! Lets get out of here!
Did you hear about how TARRICK made it into the school and nonced on all the children. eww

by TarrickTheNonce (KiddyFiddler) March 14, 2022

Tarick

Taricks are always hot, funny, sweet and a lot more. He’s not the brightest but he works hard, and most likely has abs. So With all that said Keep him around.

Girl 1: dudeeeeee taricks sooo hot
Girl 2: i know i want him to be mine sooo bad
Girl 1: back off.

by Sofiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. December 12, 2020

tardican

a mentally challenged person of mexican descent

i thought jose couldnt understand english, but it turned out that he was a tardican.

by thedoobabides September 24, 2011