Tardage

A word used to describe any general activity that would be deemed retarded, annoying, or foolish by most people.

"Hey, we're gonna go stick our fingers in cow buttholes, and laugh when they make funny noises... Wanna join?"

"Uh... No thanks... I'd rather not take part in such tardage."

by Nodnarb Nine-toes. March 15, 2012

tardbag

a person defined with the combination of retard and douche bag.

Noah Klein is a tardbag.

by BIG-BEE November 11, 2009

Tardfarce

The state of being in which the person is so incredibly ugly that one must immediately run to the nearest trash can and cough up your kidney to avoid spontaneously combustion caused by the ugliness. It is highly recemonded that you don't try this at home.

"Rosie O'donnel is an example of a Tardfarcel"

by Your pseudonym will appear... April 14, 2010

Tardfartin

When a person farts on the mentially disabled.

Yea that bus driver was tardfartin the day before christmas break, he called it a: "secrect guilty suprize" for the tards parents.

by Chris M May 13, 2005

tardmageddon

The final result of the Mastardation, resulting in the end of Civilized Society as we know it.

We are the only survivors of the Tardmageddon, they will come for us next.

by Dave Mcacks October 24, 2017

tardfarm

a retarded person who makes more dumb ass kids who can't read till there 18

me: wow he retarded

my BOI: he has kids
me: oh hes a tardfarm

by bigboimikey August 2, 2018

tardfarm

a place where you send a person who is a tard

I'll send you to the tardfarm

by Sarah May 13, 2005