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topsykrest

A person that is bad at fortnite and doesn’t know how to be a good teammate. Bad at everything actually.
Dang. Fucking jimmy is such a topsykrest
by Wayste8 June 26, 2019
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nappy tappy

nappy tappy nap·py tap·py- noun & verb (used without object)

1. (n) a quick snooze taken after exhaustion from good sex AKA "post-attack tap-nap"
2. (v) a quick sexual act during the course of a short sleep AKA "nap-tap"
3. (v) a moment who two people become tired and just want to cuddle and the quick snooze evolves to a sexual act
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1. (n) Female talking to her girlfriends: "That man worked me so damn good last night, I had to take a long ass nappy tappy after all 'o dat! He definitely was no one minute man."
2. (v) Yesterday I didn't go to class due to a craving for nap-tap.
3. (v) Man talkin to his girl: "Baby, I'm hella tired. I've had a long day at the office... you wanna nappy tappy?"
by Christina & Kelly Anne November 10, 2007
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Topsy

A celebratory collision of two persons’ open palms; the cooler, more hip term for high five. It is most commonly used by intellectuals, scholars, or just general cool people.
John: “Yo man hit me up with a topsy.”
Mike: “For sure bruh, nothing’s cooler than topsies with the boys.”
by Clifford the Cuul Cat September 24, 2019
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topsy turvy

In or into a state of utter disorder or confusion
The whole wizard world's gone topsy turvy!
by HarPotter October 8, 2008
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Tapasya

Out of a group of people "Tapasya" is the guy who is extremely handsome and highly intelligent. You should never mess with a "Tapasya" because if you do you'll get your ass whupped.
Bob: Yo Tapasya! You suck!

Tapasya: What did you just say to me?

Bob lies dead in a gutter
by Ispeakthetruth_ August 15, 2012
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tapsinef

A backwards Spoonerism of "fat penis". One of the three standards of the Sinep Scale. Term used to identify 9% of the male popualtion of the world. Tapsinefs are generally more respected than their llampsine counterparts. Tapsinefs have the potential to be a gipsineb, but don't understand this potential. While many tapsinefs do have a higher fat content within the body from poor nutrition and/or lack of exercise, it is not necessary for tapsinefism. Though, a giveaway for a tapsinef is to have a fat penis. Are known to have minimal physical contact with sunlight or the outdoors. Spend a huge excess of time playing video games and little contact with people, especially of the opposite gender. Are usually nervous, shy, awkward and often suffer from delusions of grandeur of an unrealistically beautiful woman sweeping THEM off their feet. Basically, if you're not a douchebag (llampsine) but aren't an Alphamale (gipsineb), you're a tapsinef.
Parker: "Coño, mang. Look at her, she's even checking you out. Go over and talk to her!"
Amir: "I can't. I don't want to..."
Jason: "You're being a tapsinef like Faraz."
Parker: "Got 'em..."
by d3ck3r November 1, 2014
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Tapasya

A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. A Tapasya is a cold blooded bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.

A Tapasya usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Tapasya.

A Tapasya can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Tapasya can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.

I digress explaining a Tapasya any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A Tapasya.
Human Being 1: (talking to friend) ... so you cannot know where exactly an electron is in an atom as - WHOA! That... that guy over there... (pointing weakly at a Tapasya) he... he is just so...

Human Being 2: Oh my god... (panting) he... he is such... such a bad ass mutha... I think... I just... turned gay, oh (faints)

Human Being 1: (panting) are you okay... I... he is... he is just such a bad ass... I...I can't even... even remain conscious... (faints)
by Death Megatron 3000 April 16, 2013
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