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tahel

A exuberant person that is shy, kind, and unique, for example,
Tahels are the type of people that can be talked to without
the worries of being judged, and are people that will NEVER turn
their backs on you, if you ever find a Tahel, treat her with care
and kindess, and she'll bloom like a beautiful rose she is.
I love you Tahel!
by kueryugt September 7, 2020
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flex tape

"Flex tape. Okay, have you heard about this stuff? I mean, this is basically- Have you heard of Jesus? Well, even he couldn't do as much as Flex tape apparently."
by underageanimegunfurryschoolgir February 8, 2018
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two bagger and some tape

Banging an ugly woman without having to look at OR listen to her and picturing a beautiful woman in her place. The two bagger and some tape involves tape for over her mouth so you don't hear her talking during the deed, a bag for over her head so you don't have to look at her, and a bag for over your head in case the one over hers breaks.
Dude, how did the date go with that annoying girl, who had the face that looked like an old shoe? Oh my god, she was not just a two bagger. She was a two bagger and some tape. She was so annoying to talk to, and so ugly, but I needed to get laid so bad that I simply put some tape over her mouth, put bags on both of our heads. I then did the deed while picturing young Pamela Anderson's tits and ass.
by Stagmen October 3, 2017
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Double Taper

A perfectly formed shit log tapered on both ends
I feel 10 pounds lighter after dropping a double taper
by JBest in show January 6, 2009
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Taelar

A girl who you might usually see as a friend but is actually something more. Very trustworthy and caring. Sometimes might seem like a bitch but when you really get to know them their a great friend. Very beautiful and strong. Very Ninja.

Don't make the mistake of loosing them as a friend because you will regret it.
That person is obviously a Taelar. ;)
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A statement made when you need to quickly get out of a situation or leave the conversation or a room. A great excuse for tardiness or and absence.

Also an euphemism for going number 2.

A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis
"Where you going, dude? We got another round of beers coming?"

"I have to return some video tapes."

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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."
by mrRected April 16, 2010
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tameled

"I GOT TAMELED"
by Manateeinatree July 18, 2017
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