tossing off

to masterbate.

he is probably at home tossing off to some porn.

by nick April 10, 2003

Tossing fish, in that ass!

What people with top ramen noodles for hair do at Pike Place market in order to waste time, and wait for their emo victims to come along. They do this in a way that is painful to another, most likely in the area of the anus. Billy the fucking refrigerator (founder) states "Its what they do at Pike Place Market, toss fish, in that ass"

Billy the fridge - "I'll be waiting for you leafy, at Pike Place Market, tossing fish, in that ass!"

by NRGMIX October 25, 2016

tossing a frosty

A slang term for when a man masturbates. When he does so, he is "tossing a frosty".

It's a shame that Jack was tossing a frosty on his birthday instead of getting laid.

by turdsack94 July 22, 2011

Tossing the Austin

Another name for masturbation.

I was tossing the Austin last night... It was fantastic.

by shabakalabadingdong July 31, 2012

Tossing Salad

Giving anal sex with your tongue, rimming the outer area of the anus. Poking and prodding in the anal area with one's tongue.

Tossing salad

Mitch tossed Allen's salad last night after we left for the night!

Allen, that ass so fine that I'm going to toss your salad tonight!
-Mitch

by Specialty Humor August 28, 2013

Tossing a Dwarf

When one farts hard, expecting nothing sinister, and a nasty surprise ensues. This useage arose after the battle of Helm's Deep, which is an thinly-veiled innuendo for an anal cavity.

Victim: Hurry up and get us to Taco Bell... I think i just tossed a dwarf. (Tossing a Dwarf)
Gimli: Nobody tosses a dwarf!

by Mr. Clean Trousers March 22, 2009

Tossing up your adrenals

Violently throwing up, as opposed to vomiting with ease.

Don't you love how easily cats vomit? It would be cool to be able to just cough, instead of tossing up your adrenals.

by PooPooPeePee2 July 28, 2010