torso fritters

Torso fritters is a synonym for breasts.

Look at the torso fritters on that chick!

by King Tit January 29, 2009

Torso Hug

When a person, Male or Female, is sitting, presumably in a chair, and a fairly well-endowed Female approaches him for a Hug- but does Not bend or stoop over to meet the sitting person to deliver the hug.

The height difference between the sitting person and the approaching woman make the Contact Point for the hug uneven. The sitting person's Face ultimately becomes Buried into the Breasts or Torso of the standing female; providing opportunity for a motorboat

My buddy was just sitting there, when suddenly a hot girl came up to give him a hug, but when she leaned into him, that Torso Hug gave him a face full of titties!

by Jhaf February 19, 2010

Torso Man

A mystical super-hero with no limbs or head. By day, he is the heavy metal rock drummer sensation, El Toroso Man, by night he is the super-hero, Torso-Man.

"Flying frosted fuck, it's Torso-Man to save the day!"

by Lat January 7, 2003

Torso Status

One who is without ligaments and a brain.

The retard is now in torso status.

by HC Father June 22, 2010

Torso Pants

A shirt for you chest and tummy region, Pants for your Torso

A T-Shirt, I like your Torso Pants.

by Swiminblondy April 4, 2008

torso to tit ratio

the amount of surface area of the torso a girls tits cover.

“wow did you her torso to tit ratio? they have to be fake.”

by nkop November 26, 2019

Torso fish

Dead body floating in the water. Easy to catch but tastes like shit.

Dude whats that thing in the water? Damn bro call the cops that‘s a torso fish!

by Mavericksuper February 16, 2020