Toph 

To be tophed one must just be stoned out of his mind. Must be further along than just being baked. Mind games are a must for times like these.

"So anyone up for getting tophed today?"

"Ya lets do this, grab an apple!"

"Here's the apple."

"I'm not gonna fall for that shit, again!"

Toph by Tophed July 15, 2009

Toph 

to freeload for long periods of time in a residence which is not your mother's. To not realize you are an inconvenience and are actually disillusioned to think that because you've found a semi-permanent place to couch surf and/or guest room snatch, you're now fading into the background and the residents forget you're there, when, in actuality, you are the splinter in the household's thumb. They may not always be able to see you, but your presence is irritating and the longer you stay, the more you fester.

He tophed you.

Oh man, you got tophed.

Guys, i'm being tophed and don't know how to stop it.

Do you think he'll toph me? Oh yeah, you can already tell, he's a definite toph-er.

Toph by hydekelso February 5, 2010

toph 

To fail to recall something you have previous knowledge of only to realize you had the knowledge after it is explained to you. Usually followed by an "OH YEAH!"

Topher's Friend: "Didn't you see that movie?"
Topher: "No, that was someone else."
Topher's Friend: "Remember? You spilled your drink all over the people in front of us."
Topher: "OH YEAH!"

toph by Brycetopher January 20, 2011

Toph 

Another word for fart: emission of gas from the anus.

Ew! Do you smell that stinky toph?

Omg that dog just tophed.

Josh is the ultimate topher.

His tophs are silent but deadly.

Toph by THEBIGYADIG88 November 18, 2013

Toph 

Toph is a simp and hes willing to walk across the Sahara desert with no water just to be in the presence of you. let me take you out on a date.

Toph was made for you.

Toph by my girl 26 September 30, 2020

Toph Beifong 

The greatest Earthbender and bad bitty ever and the highlight of Avatar:The Last Airbender along with Sokka.

Toph Beifong is the greatest Earthbender and you dunderheads better not forget it!

Toph Beifong by yasssqween November 2, 2020

Toph It and Loaf It 

Following sexual intercourse with a woman (or man if you are into that kind of thing), the act of taking a deuce on the chest of said partner.

chrisTOPHER: "Dan you my boy. But remember that hot girl from the club, I'm going to toph it and loaf it."

Toph It and Loaf It by TophsBoy February 3, 2010