Topeka is the capital of Kansas. Topeka has had a stagnate population of 120,000 people. Topeka attracts very little on account of careless citizens as well as a disorganized city government which is mocked by secular group of bigots known as the Phelps clan. Topeka also has one of the highest crime rates per capita in the nation. There is little to do in Topeka for young people as well as middle aged people who seek a night life. Topeka has no night life, very little culture, and very little reason for young people to settle there after college. The city also has a hard time attracting any young families. Shawnee, Kansas can attract young families where as Topeka cannot do such a thing. Topeka would have died out years ago if it was not the state capital. Can something similar be said about state capitals in general? If you live in the Greater Kansas City area or Lawrence, then there is no reason to ever go to Topeka. There generally is never a legitimate reason to visit Topeka unless you are interested in touring the capital building and seeing the World Famous Topeka Zoo, which now has to be maintained by the county. Topeka is devasting.
Student One: Hi, where are you from?
Student Two: Overland Park, and you?
Student One: ...Topeka...
Student Two: Oh...yeah Topeka.
Student One: Yes, Topeka of all places.
Student Two: Overland Park, and you?
Student One: ...Topeka...
Student Two: Oh...yeah Topeka.
Student One: Yes, Topeka of all places.
by Eddie Ewing October 02, 2005
Topeka used to have a huge "mental" hospital. The Meninger Hospital closed it's doors and moved elsewhere, dispersing all of it's patients to fend for themselves on the streets of Topeka. I believe they must have started pro-creating and mingling amoungst the rest of the population, thus we have the overall mentality of this backwards, back-WOODS, slow cow-town called Topeka. If you happen to be in this town, take a good look around- the people all look the same, not caring about their appearance or the way they carry themselves. At first glance, someone would think, "Is this some kind of sick joke!? Something must've gone terribly wrong here..."
by Just moved to this forsaken town December 22, 2006
by Aaron the christian trans boy March 17, 2019
Sexual move in which a guy sucks a fart out of a chick’s ass, then goes back up to give her a frencher and blows it back in her face.
by Sock Wrangler November 22, 2018
When you're getting head after a long night of drinking and you barf on the girl's head while she's bobbing you off. Known as a Topeka Destroyer because it destroys the chances of you ever getting head from that girl again.
"So I guess we won't be seeing Stacey again."
"How come?"
"I gave her a Topeka Destroyer last night."
"How come?"
"I gave her a Topeka Destroyer last night."
by its426 October 22, 2003
Topeka Kansas it’s the butthole of the United States with the most broke ass people. Most can’t even afford a pot to piss in.
by Quality Adjuster November 20, 2021
The capital of Kansas where it sucks so bad, that they will pay you 15,000 just to live in the crackhead city. City consist of sex trafficking, dog fighting, drug users, bad drivers, shootings. Don’t go if you don’t want to die.
Just don’t go, just don’t. If you have to, do the following.
1. Don’t be a female at night and go somewhere alone. 9/10 you will be approached by a sex trafficker.
2. Realize that this place is the real life purge. Don’t stare at anyone too long.
3. Don’t leave your dog outside unattended. He may be stolen for bait dog, or they just might kill them for fun.
4. If they look tweaked they probably are. Don’t ask questions. Keep walking.
5. It doesn’t matter where you are. If you are in Topeka, KS you are fair game to being shot. Don’t even drive thru. Go around.
6. Want some sleep? Good fuckin luck. Sirens are on everywhere. They don’t get paid enough for the shit they deal with.
Just don’t go, just don’t. If you have to, do the following.
1. Don’t be a female at night and go somewhere alone. 9/10 you will be approached by a sex trafficker.
2. Realize that this place is the real life purge. Don’t stare at anyone too long.
3. Don’t leave your dog outside unattended. He may be stolen for bait dog, or they just might kill them for fun.
4. If they look tweaked they probably are. Don’t ask questions. Keep walking.
5. It doesn’t matter where you are. If you are in Topeka, KS you are fair game to being shot. Don’t even drive thru. Go around.
6. Want some sleep? Good fuckin luck. Sirens are on everywhere. They don’t get paid enough for the shit they deal with.
Person 1: hey can you go pick up some milk?
Person 2: fuck no
Person 1: why not?
Person 2: because its fucking Topeka, KS Carol. It 11 pm and I ain’t finna die.
Person 2: fuck no
Person 1: why not?
Person 2: because its fucking Topeka, KS Carol. It 11 pm and I ain’t finna die.
by Ratatatata January 09, 2020