thromborax

The rear part of your throat where pirate gruffness originates. Requires years of alcohol abuse to properly develop although can be stimulated before use by taking a large drink of rum right before speaking.

Only after years of drug and alcohol abuse did Jim finally gain full use of his thromborax.

by Cap'n Jack Daniels January 3, 2009

throatseuxal

Someone who is sexually attracted to throats.
Throatsexual people are usually very attracted to fucking someone's throat or having their throat fucked.
For someone to be considered a Throatsexual they must be more attracted to throat-focused sex than regular sex.

I am throatseuxal

by Jack555Jack May 31, 2023

throated

Short for one who has been face fucked or throat fucked.

That one cute girl got throated real good last night.

by nocton55 October 25, 2011

Throatzilla

A word reinvented by the musical artist slayyyter. It basically is someone who can suck sick really REALLY good

He likes to call me throatzilla, because I suck the dick so killer.

by Woozgod November 17, 2020

Thromboner

Thromboner. Noun. A particularly raging boner, the source of which unknown, often leading to painful erections lasting hours, for which there is no immediate remedy.

Side effects include, prolonged pelvic pain, back pain, procreation, and others. Consult your doctor if your thromboner lasts more than 12 hours.

The origin of the word is not exactly known, but likely has something to do with a special variant of deep vein thrombosis.

I went to the doctor today and was diagnosed with a raging thromboner.

by Dednor May 9, 2018

Sore Throat

Literally the worst fucking pain you can feel on the planet, other than headaches, I'm pretty sure you'd rather die than have this literal shithole of a feeling.

Guy 1: Bro, my throat hurts.
Guy 2: It's called a sore throat, the worst fucking thing ever, dude.

by IssYeBoi January 22, 2018

Throat Goat

The title you give someone who gives the best oral sex you've ever had in your life.

Friend: why do you still talk to that girl?
Me: because shes the throat goat..

by LetsGetPizzaPlz May 25, 2019