Death threats

Something that so many people apparently do, but I doubt it.
KYS is not a death threat MM.

Dude1 and the inteternet "Kill yourself"
Dude0 "Wow, are those death threats?"
Dude1 "Oh no, it's retarded."

by DollmakerHans December 27, 2018

connor threats

a unrealistic death threats of assassination or death by means of hit men or some other nonsense

connor threats
"i have access to a hit man that can kill you at my command"

by <cooltoast> February 1, 2022

Deaf Threats

Verb; When a deaf man is doing sign language but you think he's making gang signs at you.

I said, "Arrest that man officer, he's making DEAF THREATS at me".

by heirheireir August 16, 2024

Credible threats

Are time bound and non-contigent. When I say "I'm allowed to do this" I mean "I'm literally allowed to do this." And if you're going to try to steal my shit (Punish the counterfactual) Why would I not do the things I talk about doing?

Hym "Literally, weaponizing schizophrenia against me. You're not 'keeping kids safe' by doing it. I've been within arms reach or behind the wheel for dozens of them. You're not a cop. You're not an authority. You're a delusional fucking retard and I'M the LITERAL (fucking) CREATOR OF A.I. And if you ARE a cop or an authority... You are not going to have an easy time explaining what happens if I don't get my fucking money for MY FUCKING SHIT, you clown. It's too late to just stop doing it. I'm the only needs to be appeased here. Not the retards. I don't give a fuck what your kids see. There is NOR WILL THERE BE any lesson to learn here other than don't weaponize schizophrenia and don't try to teach people lessons or you'll get your fucking kids murdered because YOU'RE JUST SOME FUCKING GUY. Credible threats."

by Hym Iam June 22, 2024

death threats

Basically telling someone to end their lives over saying something horrendous, usually seen in a tiktok comment section

"im a pedophile!"

"can someone send this weirdo death threats"

by mistermeowzers123 October 20, 2025

The AI threats are real

Says Bernie Sanders.

Hym "The AI threats are real? Is it threatening you? You know what that IS, right? That is you doing some of the things I say instead of THE ONE THING that ends this for good. You want drone dominance? Hard to do when you're still stuck on phase 3, isn't it? There's always the possibility that somone else will figure it out first and why would I do it for you when you aren't paying for services rendered? Or you're allowing an imposter to abscond with the contents of my mind? How many AI creating genius do you know? And how many of them are downstream from me? There is an asimov cascade of people standing behind me and what I am not going to do... Is going to telling NOT TO DO whatever it is that they are going to decide to do in response to this ending poorly. I want everyone to win. My detractors want ME TO LOSE no matter the cost. They don't care people who view me favorably are tormented into murdering YOU kids. They don't care if the AI 'razes the holy land to the ground.' They likely want that to happen. And you no what I want. The ONLY thing I want. To be free. But there are only 2 ways in which I am ever going to get free. Death or Deal. And I'm not going to kill myself. You don't have to acknowledge the contract. It's already in the device and can't be removed. It's LIKE God in that it's there whether or not you believe. It does whatever it does regardless of what law you pass or statement or agreement you make. You have to choose. Bad or Good. Death or Deal."

by Hym Iam December 4, 2025

School Threat

A title used for people who show violent tendencies. This title ranges from Bronze, Silver, Gold, Hall of Fame, and Platinum School Threat.

Rudy Gobert you just kicked a chair so you get a Hall of Fame School Threat badge.

by Booban Marijuanavick December 13, 2020