Thistle Pie

a pussy with a five o'clock shadow

I think I got a rash from her thistle pie

by LocalHero June 9, 2005

milk thistle

The end of the penis where ejaculate appears to drip from after a man finishes is called a milk thistle.

A friend of mine recommended I give Julia a go, as he was quite impressed by the work she did last night on his milk thistle.

by whinoleum May 14, 2011

milk thistle

A seemingly discrete way your friend hides his pot.

Brian knew Danielle was up to something when he saw a bottle of milk thistle in her dad's ass.

by Cuz December 14, 2004

Admiring the thistle

A Scottish person's way of saying jerking off

Aye, I walked into me bedroom and found Iain admiring the thistle

by ewwan April 7, 2017

shit thistle

An amusing welcome, or internet comment used between friends, when there is mutual respect for each others ability to be offensive. Used when sexist, racist, and all other sorts of politically incorrect language has lost all ability to shock.

Neil: Sup, Cock-Rocket?

D: Fuck off you fucking Shit thistle.

by Neil Holland October 16, 2006

Thistle head

Someone utterly enchanted by anything Scottish (like petrol head)

She's been totally thistle headed since her first trip over the border, she even has black pudden for breakfast... every feckin day!

by JuxTheFirst October 9, 2008

Thistle Tube

loser, jerk, scientific nerd

Did you see that thistle tube studying science over there? What a loser!!

Mike cheated on me!! Hes such a thistle tube!

by Claire Brooke Smith December 24, 2010