Inheritance thief

When someone dies and one family member (like a circling vulture) steals or hoards silver, gold, money and/or other personal property from the remaining family members, especially when the decedent’s last wishes were for the family members to split the property equally.

If it were not for the inheritance thief, I could have had my teeth fixed, with a little money to spare.He is a lifelong liar, a cheat and an inheritance thief with Damonism issues.

by Unstoppable Karma September 11, 2019

Meme Thief

A title used to describe a person who partakes in the act of stealing memes.

"My friend Ollie is a real meme thief."

by Sketchy user July 14, 2016

Lighter Thief

a person who, from habitually pocketing lighters from smoking cigarettes, surreptitiously thieves lighters during group smoking without realizing it, can become notorious.

Scene: Man empties out pockets.

-*sigh*

-Why do I keep doing this!?!

_________________________________

-Well cya dude, thanks for smoking us up!

-hold up! Has anyone seen my lighter?

-Dude.

-I can't help it! I'm a lighter thief..

by Addysseus November 18, 2013

shekel thief

a person who steals things that can either be objects or ideas. they also usually look like a boxtroll and worship dalton king of the shekel thieves

omfg bro daltons a really shekel thief he stole all my napkins

by dont touch me turkey September 29, 2014

thief scratch

Scratching a part of the body prior to stealing something from a gas station. This behavior is well documented on the Gas Station Encounters YouTube channel.

He’s going to make his way over to the beer coolers to check out all of his options, then he’s going to do the super obvious thief scratch, because thieves love scratching themselves.

by Bernard Baruch February 11, 2019

Friend Thief

Introducing one friend to another, only find out that the two friends enjoy eachothers company more so than that of the original Introducer. Thus leaving the original friend of both, friendless.

John: hey Jake what are you up too?
Jake: oh just hanging out at my house, playing video games with Wally.
John: Why didn't you call man? You know I wanted to hang out tonight.
Jake: Well Wally was already here when I got home.
John: Wally is such a friend thief.

by jpwf August 19, 2009

thilak

He is an attractive and sexy individual who is extremely humorous and someone you definitely would want to be friends with. He is a genuine friend who is kind-hearted and grateful. He may not seem as a humble person on the outside but has a very realistic and honest personality. He is very approachable and good at listening. He is extremely charming and is found to be attractive by both males and females. Truly beyond just a human.

Thilak is cute

by windspinner January 4, 2018