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The Glaze and Daze 

The act of sticking someone's head between your buttcheeks and taking a shit on their forehead.
Come here baby *as Fred puts Haley's head between his cheeks and lets one rip*

Bruh I just did The Glaze and Daze to my girl's dad last night it was gnarly .

The Gazelle 

"The Gazelle" a move performed by a male immediately post coitus, after "pulling out" the male springs off of the bed prior to ejaculation, thus saving the bedding from becoming soiled with semen.
Bob scared the shit out of me, we were going good and he pulled "The Gazelle" on me
The Gazelle by The Hayabusa Kid August 2, 2012

Taste the Glaze 

When Big Daddy rails a random and she S's his D right after he just went to pumpytown.
Big Daddy: "Can I put it in the back door?"
College Chick: No, but I'll taste the glaze.

the gazette 

n.: An abstract term referring to the intricate network of gossip woven amidst the lesbian community, primarily based in Miami, FL.
"You mean Nicole went on a business trip and cheated on her girlfriend with some one-legged, drug-addicted, Russian stripper who has 3 kids and now she's moving to Moscow? How do you know?"
"It was in the gazette."
"Oh...right."
the gazette by kay p. zee July 16, 2008

Monkey in the Gazebo 

Upon telling a racist joke amongst a group of fellow white folk a porch monkey, unexpectedly, comes onto the scene and you change the topic.
You are on the school bus asking your friend the joke "whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap?" Before your friend can answer "the bucket!", you realize your bus has got to the last stop in Brown Town and a bunch of porch monkeys pile onto the bus and you stop the joke by saying "theres a monkey in the gazebo!!!"

The Gazette 

A terrible rock band. They dress up like girls and make 12 year old girls fall in love with them. They consist of the ugly gay uruha, terrible singer ruki, retarded bassist reita, Ugly emo aoi, And dumbass kai. Also known as the gayzette.
They sing songs in english to sound cool to the japanese fans.
The gazette is ugly.
The Gazette by Ugly gayzette June 17, 2011