A barbarian that took one too many steroids, and goes around the world taking people's skins for his personal stash toe ones.
Barbarian woMAN: Would you have sex with me Conan?
Conan: Only under one condition.
Barbarian woMAN: What would that be?
Conan: We would first have to create a baby and use his/her skins for my top hat or shoes. Then I would have to skin you for my coat.
Akiro: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM............MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...........That way.
Conan: Only under one condition.
Barbarian woMAN: What would that be?
Conan: We would first have to create a baby and use his/her skins for my top hat or shoes. Then I would have to skin you for my coat.
Akiro: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM............MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...........That way.
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Get the Conan the Librarian mug.The hero of a series of short stories, novellas and one novel by pulp fiction author Robert E. Howard (1906-1936). Conan is a wandering swordsman whose travels take him into improbable adventures with scheming wizards and lusty wenches. The stories take place on Earth, in pre-Atlantean times. These stories pretty much gave birth to the term sword and sorcery for a certain kind of fantasy tale. Learn more about Howard at rehoward.com.
"I was born in the Cimmerian hills where the people are all barbarians. I have been a mercenary soldier, a corsair, a kozak, and a hundred other things. What king has roamed the countries, fought the battles, loved the women, and won the plunder that I have?"
by Jay Young May 24, 2005
Get the Conan the Barbarian mug.A director sequel to an old movie called "Conan The Barbarian." Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger returned for the role of Conan.
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Get the Conan The Destroyer mug.Conan The Republican is still married to Kennedy family member Maria Shriver after she filed for divorce several years ago.
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Individuals seeming to be affected by The Conal Effect tend to secretly quantum jump throughout their surroundings. No mere mortal knows when or how, but the individual somehow ends up behind you.
Individuals seeming to be affected by The Conal Effect tend to secretly quantum jump throughout their surroundings. No mere mortal knows when or how, but the individual somehow ends up behind you.
"Hey where'd this guy come from?"
"Guys, I think he's affected by The Conal Effect."
"Oh we're done bro nice knowing you all"
"Guys, I think he's affected by The Conal Effect."
"Oh we're done bro nice knowing you all"
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