Teams

And I don't like being accused of being a flip-flopper. It's not that the conservatives aren't wrong about things, it's that they're not wrong about the thing the leftist think they are wrong about.

Hym "It's really just a teams thing. I'm too powerful for either side. And as far as burning bridges is concerned, they know exactly what they have to do to have a relationship with me. They've trivialized every single endeavor I've ever engaged in and finally when I point out that 'Hey, maybe you pieces-of-shit aren't as "better than me" as you think you are.' And no they don't just want to say what they think. They want to cattle prod me into doing what they want me to do with me ever getting from them what I want. Their need to always be right set the bridge aflame before I even began to walk across. Excuse me for attempting to piss out the flames. What the fuck else am I supposed to do? Whatever they want! Whenever they want! I'm just not doing it good enough! They wouldn't need the prod if I would just do it right without them having to tell me. They don't need to be wrong. I'm the one who should be wrong. Even if I'm not. That's called 'humility'. That's the point. You want me to be wrong in spite of the fact that I'm not. They can go fuck themselves. Pieces of shit. If they would have took my side when it mattered and they would still have a son."

by Hym Iam February 27, 2023

teams disco

A teams disco is when everyone in the class opens a file saved on teams that Ms G. has open and everyone moves their cursor around the screen clicking on the text. Because it is a shared file you can see everyone one else's cursor and they're all coloured differently, so on Ms G.'s screen you can see everyone's cursors lumping around the screen like disco lights.

"Guys, can we please not have a teams disco so that I can read the powerpoint?" - Ms G.

by spuds278 September 15, 2022

Teams Dream

The thoughts that pull you away from reality as you sit in another pointless virtual meeting.

Troy: Hey, did you see the new action items in that last meeting?

Len: Nah, I had another Teams Dream. In this one we were ahead of schedule.

by Bobson Dugnutt February 9, 2023

Microsoft Teams

The most glitchy app used for distance learning for the COVID-19 Pandemic. Has broken an uncountable amount of students hearts and is guaranteed to not let at least one person in a meeting for every class meeting that exists.

Student- WTF?! I turned in my final but it doesn't show up on Microsoft Teams?!

Teacher- Well I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do about that, I guess it just happens...

Student- Am I going to be able to make this up?

Teacher- Um, no, of course not

by MansoM November 5, 2020

Smuck Teams

An uneven distribution of talent in a sporting contest, usually the result of a gym teacher dividing up a class of students, rather than letting two kids pick. Originates in New England.

"C'mon, Mr. Davis, you can't let Glenn, Charlie and David all be together for kickball. It'll be smuck teams."

by Tom May 15, 2004

Microsoft Teams

A synonym for pure pain of the soul. It is the impending suffering of all high school students across the planet. Everyone exposed to this horrific melancholic diabolical beast of an application will not escape without scars.

I am feeling a bit Microsoft Teams today.

by KELR04 February 9, 2021

playing for both teams

Having a bisexual orientation/tendencies.

She claims she's 100% straight, but after last night with that sorority chick we all know she's really playing for both teams.

by LDizzle July 6, 2008