One of the more controversial definitions of modern day, T.M.I. is officially defined by the Surgeon General as (Length*Girth*Width)/(Angle of the shaft*Mass) where Length Girth and Width are measured in inches, mass is measured in ounces, and Angle of the shaft is measured in radians where 0º is perfectly vertical and 180º is pointed straight down.
Alternatively, Randy Marsh, has proposed a new equation which has gained much support. Randy's equation is ((Length*Diameter)+(Weight/Girth))/(Angle of the tip)^2 where Length, Diameter, and Girth are measured in inches, Weight is measured in pounds, and angle of the tip is measured as 1-Angle in radians to account for extra YAW.
Alternatively, Randy Marsh, has proposed a new equation which has gained much support. Randy's equation is ((Length*Diameter)+(Weight/Girth))/(Angle of the tip)^2 where Length, Diameter, and Girth are measured in inches, Weight is measured in pounds, and angle of the tip is measured as 1-Angle in radians to account for extra YAW.
According to the Surgeon General, my T.M.I. was 6.1 inches, but according to Randy's equation my T.M.I. is 10.8 inches! Randy rules, wooo!
by Scerred_zebra February 19, 2012
Adjusted penis size. Those with small penises believe that it is calculated by the following expression: ((length x diameter) + width / gerth) / (angle of the tip) to the power of two. However, professionals say that T.M.I. is given by the expression: (length x gerth / angle of the shaft) / (mass /width).
What's your T.M.I.?
Well, I used to say that it was 6.23, but once they recalculated the average of "Nice" penis to 1.5, I came out about my true T.M.I., which is 3.23.
Well, I used to say that it was 6.23, but once they recalculated the average of "Nice" penis to 1.5, I came out about my true T.M.I., which is 3.23.
by pissedoffredneck May 22, 2011
Person 1 -"Swallow a knife I hate you"
-10 mins later...
Person 2 -"Why'd you say that?"
Person 1 -"Sorry I didn't mean it, I had a T.M.I."
-10 mins later...
Person 2 -"Why'd you say that?"
Person 1 -"Sorry I didn't mean it, I had a T.M.I."
by KGetzy July 26, 2010
A system of mathmatical equations for finding the actual size (not just the length) of a man's penis, as refered to on South Park.
by Ryry February 09, 2012
Coworker #1: "Did you hear about Adam?"
Coworker #2: "No, what happened?"
Coworker #1: "He got an STD from a girl he met on Myspace."
Coworker #2: "t.m.i. TMZ - I don't need or want to know that."
Coworker #2: "No, what happened?"
Coworker #1: "He got an STD from a girl he met on Myspace."
Coworker #2: "t.m.i. TMZ - I don't need or want to know that."
by NCdubmixer January 29, 2011
Generation T.M.I (too much information) is a term used to refer to the people born after the year 2010. The exponential growth of technogolgy and the incessant need to over share all of your personal information online (twitter/facebook etc.) reaches us at speeds that overlaod this generation with "Too Much Information." This phrase is the new generation after X,Y and Z. Generation X, commonly abbreviated to Gen X, a term used to refer to the cohorts born after the baby boom. Generation Y, also known as The Millennial Generation, with birth dates from the mid 1970s to early 1990s and Generation Z with birthdays somewhere in the middle of the 1990s, such as August 1996 through the early 2000's. We then get to Generation T.M.I
"Do you want to come over to myspace tonight, so you can google my yahoo and I can twitter all over your facebook" as said by the Generation T.M.I kid
by skworthi August 23, 2009
A scale from 1 to 10 that rates the level of personal information you should give to a person.
Strangers are a 1 on the T.M.I. scale and a Significant Other would rate as a 9 or 10.
The longer you know a person the higher they rate on the T.M.I. scale.
Strangers are a 1 on the T.M.I. scale and a Significant Other would rate as a 9 or 10.
The longer you know a person the higher they rate on the T.M.I. scale.
Dude, you're only a 4 on the T.M.I. scale, you should not be telling me this. That is way too much information.
by Bionic Botanist December 04, 2009