Taven

Taven is the guy you’ve always dreamed of. Prince Charming if you will, he is the friend everybody wants to have around all the time. He is extremely smart and observant, but he can not stand for people being mistreated. He will set forward when nobody else does. Although he is sweet and funny he also has a temper when he feels he is being taken advantage of. If you have the honor of being his girlfriend, you won’t ever have to worry about having to do all of the household things by yourself as Taven is the guy that will wash the dishes, cook , take out the trash, and still fix the car for you when you catch his heart, he is a total family man and will love those who are closest to him till the end of time. He has an engineer type of mindset and will make anything out of nothing, he is like a multi tool in a tool set!

Taven, how do you do it all man?

Taven by Wise Observations April 20, 2019

Sumerian Tavern Joke 

The earliest example of a bar joke is Sumerian, on a tablet dating from the early Old Babylonian Empire (c. 1894-1800 BC), and it features a dog: "A dog, having walked into an inn, did not see anything, (and so he said): 'Shall I open this (door)?'." The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life and has been lost, but the words remain.

i cry myself to sleep every night thinking about the Sumerian tavern joke and the Sumer way of life. Oh to be a dog born in Mesopotamia between 3500 and 3000 B.C.E

Sumerian Tavern Joke by Richard Haass March 14, 2022

Tavern Tan 

The type of tan that only appears on your face and is the product of a lot of drinking.

That guy loves drinking so much that he has a permanent tavern tan.

Tavern Tan by Bobar the Bobarian March 24, 2009

tavern wench 

Bar maid

Go get me a drink tavern wench

tavern wench by pookaniggs June 24, 2014

Taven

the hottest guy ever, usually very good at music. can say the sexiest things at the right time. Virtually perfect

He's amazing, must be a taven

Taven by random girl..... March 9, 2015

tavel 

The practice of bringing someone to edge of eroticism whilst being far apart such as through text, telephone or instant messenger.

"Just speaking to Stevie on MSN last night, really tavelled me up"

tavel by Rachieroo September 20, 2008

Tavenism

A religion around the worship of the demi-god Taven who's transcendence is prophesied by mathematical logic.

We practices Tavenism. We're very open about the worship of our overlord to be.

Tavenism by daegontaven January 14, 2019