syphilis

1. noun. a sexually transmitted disease that results in stinging warts, excessive stinging while urinating, and possibly bleeding from the pee hole...

2. noun. what i named my hamster in 6th grade

1. your fucking sister gave me syphilis! no wonder she was so easy!

2. rest in peace syphilis, you were so cute

remember kids, wear a condom

by wrong or right? April 20, 2007

syphilis

It killed Kenny! That bastard!

Kenny McCormick died of syphilis after getting a BJ at TGI Friday's

by L0Ljoker124 October 21, 2010

syphilis

an STD whose origin is traced back to the vaginal tract of llamas

When the Mexican sailors became desperate, they resorted to banging llamas, hence starting the spread of syphilis.

by NikiAna May 28, 2008

Syphili

When a person contracts more than one case of syphilis and becomes a mutation giving them an extra head (not the regular head... you know)

When Haley got another case of syphilis from Erin she got syphili and produced a penis to go along with the vagina that was already sickened by syphilis.

by BTCHZNDHOEZ November 30, 2010

syphilis

What you know you have when your Wasserman test comes back positive.

I don't need no Wasserman test for syphilis, all I gots is what the doctor says is paresis.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

Syphili

When a person contracts more than one case of syphilis and becomes a mutation giving them an extra head (not the regular head... you know)

When Haley got another case of syphilis from Erin she got syphili and produced a penis to go along with the vagina that was already sickened by syphilis.

by BTCHZNDHOEZ November 30, 2010

syphilis

Straight from the Mars Habitat - "Syphilis means gross, rusty, nasty, dirty, or bacteria-ridden."

Ooooohhh — that shower is syphilis!
Not that water! That’s syphilis!

by Tha Pyngwyn July 25, 2003