Siberian Sandstorm

when you're having sex with a girl on the beach and you cum on the girl's face then throw sand on it

While Jared was fucking Chantelle, he gave that bitch the ol' siberian sandstorm. whore.

by Khalid A. January 5, 2011

Siberian Blast

When a man ejaculates copious amounts of semen on someone's face to the point the face is no longer visible. (aka The Siberian Snowman)

I couldn't even kiss her goodnight after the Siberian Blast I gave her.

by Papachops June 16, 2020

siberia

A part of Russia to the East from the Ural Mountains. Siberia geographicaly is devided into two parts: Western and Eastern. Western Siberia is extremely rich in oil and natural gas. Eastern - in metals and diamonds. Climate is cold, drops down to - 50 C in winter. Summer is hot - up to 35 C. For the US residents: temperature is not in Farenheit. Russian people who live there are called sibiryaki. In Russia they are well known for big height and physical strength.

That guy is form Siberia. If I were you I wouldn't mess with him.

by Yury January 26, 2006

Siberian headlock

The sexual act of inserting a human head into a vagina. Because the terms "skullfuck" and "mindfuck" are already taken.

Dude, I totally saw this Youtube video where some chick gave Emmanuel Lewis the Siberian headlock.

by malarky2020 September 26, 2009

siberian seesaw

One person, male preferably (but not limited to), lies down on their back, while two other people, also preferably (but not limited to) males Sit on either side of the male who is lying down (Face and Cock) and rock back and forth.

Boujeet really climaxed while carlos and dominque used him as a siberian seesaw.

by SiberianGod12333 April 18, 2019

Siberia

1: A province of Russia, known for its historical function as a place of exile

2: Where you park when all the good spots are taken - far away from whatever you're trying to get to.

Professor: You're late for class.

Student: Sorry, I had to park in Siberia.

by Anomylous October 17, 2016

siberian sleeve

When one male inserts a flesh light into his anus while bent over the tailgate of a white Ram 1500 Eco Diesel with a Rebel front end conversion, And allows another male {usually of African America decent} to insert his penis into said flesh light.

Oh my god did you see Rick receive a siberian sleeve on the back of Ben's truck last night! Talk about stretched!

by bukkakepoet June 19, 2018