Being so absolutely shredded that you can no longer be classified as swole or yoked but rather a combination of the two. These individuals move around freely by flexing, thus warping all of the space-time continuum and creating a wormhole. Rendering all pussy ass cardio useless. (As if it wasn't before)
PUSSY: "Hey there fellas, i just ran a marathon." The 0%BFT SQUAD:"We do not concern ourselves with your trivial matters. We must go to the Cabot Creamery in Vermont to drink all of the liquid Whey to get even more Swoked .
by AlpAlm May 30, 2020
Get the Swoked mug.When you ask a girl to give you some normal gawk gawk, but she fuck yo shit up all the way silly style. Getting your shit slonked silly style is considered a privilege.
Man 1: Man i went over to Vanessa's last night, she Slonked my shit Silly Style!
Man 2: Did you really get your Shit Slonked Silly Style?
Man 1: Oh yeah. It was glorious.
Man 1: Man i went over to Vanessa's last night, she Slonked my shit Silly Style!
Man 2: Did you really get your Shit Slonked Silly Style?
Man 1: Oh yeah. It was glorious.
by The silly Slonker June 1, 2023
Get the Shit Slonked Silly Style mug.The combination of "so" and "owned". Absolute destruction of a persons morale is achieved when they are swoned.
by phyx May 13, 2005
Get the swoned mug.a sexual position/technique in which two gay men(most likely of irish descent) pound each other in the ass furiously.
After orgasm is achieved by both parties, baked potatoes(prepared beforehand) are inserted into the now-open anal cavaties.
After orgasm is achieved by both parties, baked potatoes(prepared beforehand) are inserted into the now-open anal cavaties.
by watermelons March 26, 2004
Get the swinked mug.To get fucked; to have sex.
by wolfybinch January 22, 2017
Get the skonked mug.slang for 'swamp donkey' - term used to express disgust toward the nasty, wallee, sliza(sleezy), girls (seldom but possibly guys) that are generally found in lounges, bars, clubs, etc. (sometimes in your own home or front yard should you find yourself involved with someone who's father, brother, son, etc. has very low standards or extremely poor taste)
commonly known to create nausea, lack of sexual function or desire and confusion upon awakening from a night of wearing beer goggles should she still be with you at this time. If you or a loved one encounters this situation you must; immediatley evacuate or remove the swonkey, shower thourghly with antibacterial soap and HOT water, brush teeth and rinse with Listerine (or Scope), wash (or burn) exposed articles of clothing before wearing again, drink a minumum of 64 ounces of water followed by 1 full dose of Bentonite or equivalent detoxifier and last but not least have another beer!
commonly known to create nausea, lack of sexual function or desire and confusion upon awakening from a night of wearing beer goggles should she still be with you at this time. If you or a loved one encounters this situation you must; immediatley evacuate or remove the swonkey, shower thourghly with antibacterial soap and HOT water, brush teeth and rinse with Listerine (or Scope), wash (or burn) exposed articles of clothing before wearing again, drink a minumum of 64 ounces of water followed by 1 full dose of Bentonite or equivalent detoxifier and last but not least have another beer!
an overweight person (generally female) found hanging around the drunkest guy in the bar, pub, club or similar atmosphere,
usually seen rubbing her foobs (fat boobs) on anyone who will allow the disgraceful behavior portrayed by the swonkey
usually seen rubbing her foobs (fat boobs) on anyone who will allow the disgraceful behavior portrayed by the swonkey
by Burns75 March 24, 2009
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