Swolbraham Lincoln is another way of declaring yourself to be a true swoll bro, much like 'Tyrannosaurus Flex' or 'MASSachusetts'. Often considered the pinnacle of your bench worship. Reps for Jesus
"Brendan had better be careful he doesn't get too swollbraham Lincoln, he doesn't want to remake the 18th Amendment of the church of iron. Reps for Jesus"
by BrendanIsHench December 6, 2013
Get the Swollbraham Lincoln mug.Absolutely built and cut super Chad gymbro who has a big heart and fights for the working class. The swoletariat is also Antifa and actively fights against homophobia, transphobia, misogyny, colorism, ableism, etc.
Gavin: You’re so built, do you lift bro ?
Baljeet: Nah, I LEFT bro. I’m a swoletariat. Join me in the Revolution ! * flexes right arm while holding the Communist Manefesto with the left arm*
Baljeet: Nah, I LEFT bro. I’m a swoletariat. Join me in the Revolution ! * flexes right arm while holding the Communist Manefesto with the left arm*
by Based_leftist_bro April 22, 2021
Get the Swoletariat mug.When ones head and or face is swollen. Typically in the morning upon waking the face will be puffy and eyes red and dry. The heads appearance could be fatter. Causes range from allergies, respiratory issues, obesity and more.
by Bald Boy May 16, 2022
Get the head swole mug.SwoleJimmy is a man that can lift more than you chug a 5th and mandrop on to your preschool all in 4.20seconds.
by SwoleJimmy is my dad July 30, 2019
Get the SwoleJimmy mug.An affliction that ails men entering middle age, usually evidenced by a swollen head that was not present in their teens or twenties. As best can be determined, SHS is caused by a lifetime of a diet high in animal fats and high sodium intake.
After watching William Shatner in "Star Trek" and John Travolta in "Welcome Back Kotter," then again seeing them both over twenty years later in "Boston Legal" and "Pulp Fiction," it was clear that both venerable actors suffered from Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS).
by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008
Get the Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS) mug.To make unwanted contact with the muscles, often an exposed bicep, of a swole dude. Generally followed by sexist degrading remarks such as "Oh you're so strong".
"I was out trying to just have a good night with the lads, but the sluts at the club kept swolesting me...."
by SoulEntropy August 14, 2013
Get the Swolest mug.A swolfie is when you take a selfie when you are feeling huge or swol. Most of the time taken at the gym.
TJ: Im feeling the gains already
Darin: Bro we really killed it at the gym
TJ: Dude lets take a swolfie
Darin: Bro we really killed it at the gym
TJ: Dude lets take a swolfie
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