swizzledick

A person that is a stupid dickhead

Jerry sure is a swizzledick.

by Alex Haladay January 21, 2004

Chicago Swizzle Stick

The act of shoving a twizzler up ones rectum for pleasure

Did you hear what Jen did to herself last night? I heard she gave herself a CHICAGO SWIZZLE STICK!

by Seth Rogaine July 19, 2018

swizzle stick

the male penis
also used for pimps and man whores

He's swizzle stick was so big.

by Bo March 18, 2005

swizzle stick

A prank to pull on your friends at a bar or restaurant. When they go to the bathroom, take their drink, and dip your penis in it and stir the drink. Put the drink back where it was and after they come back and finish it, you tell them it was a swizzle stick.

I was at Denny's the other day and I saw Shawn give Alex a swizzle stick. It was funny and gross.

by Joseph Schneider October 29, 2007

Swizzle Stick

the sneaky act of stirring a friends drink by dipping your penis into the glass and stirring whilst their drink is unattended and then proceeding to watch them consume the tainted the beverage

when Tom swizzle sticked Kane's beverare, he had no idea he was drinking a beverage tainted with penis

by swizzlicious April 1, 2011

Swizzle Stick

A device used for mixing, blending, or stirring.

He shoved his Swizzle Stick in my ass, and mixed that shit up.

by dirtyd45678 September 5, 2016

shizzlesticks

shizzles and fiddlesticks combined; a word that replaces an expletive like sh** or f*** that normally expresses anger, frustration, pain, etc.; meant to be used around small children so they won't pick up cussing from you

guy (drops can on foot): f****** christ!
child (laughing): f****** christ!
girl: look what you've done! you should have said shizzlesticks
guy (in pain): that takes too long to say!

by jozstone February 18, 2009