Swiss Cheesing

The act of forcing a fart past a turd, or through the porosities there of while still in poop chute.
Usually followed by the immediate stench of feces.
by Sir Dan-O February 02, 2007
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To empty an entire clip or ammo belt into an enemy, making them look like swiss cheese. (because they will have many bullet holes in them).
Lamar was arrested for swiss cheesing someone in a city alley last night.

Wang couldn't focus on his work because he couldn't stop thinking of how Brian swiss cheesed his entire family last night.
by tacotacooo January 17, 2010
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Swiss Cheese

The cheese that is formed after a Frenchman has his way with a cheese of any origin (usually a smelly, expensive cheese). The cheese boasts many holes... it should be obvious why.
"Dude, Christophe took my block of cheddar, now i've just got a wheel of swiss cheese!!!"
by LeilaJonssonBiotch December 06, 2007
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Jacob and Angel are about to go out a get some Swiss Cheese
by oscar delavega January 28, 2010
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Term used to define a fake sports fan (usually old and completely unathletic) who is there for the publicity or because their other rich friends went there, and they sit in the club boxes eating swiss cheese and drinking white zinfendel, occassionally clapping for the team when they do something that everyone else claps at.

Spike Wearing Raider Fan: Look at the swiss cheese and wine fans
by Dimitri Arethas November 15, 2005
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Swiss Cheese

A more suitable name for Windows 98 and later.
Swiss Cheese XP Home Edition is such crap!
by boarder8925 August 28, 2003
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Swiss Cheese

A gay man's asshole after his mate has missed a few times in the butt. Allowing him to be picked up bowling ball style because of the holes. (Usually being referenced by a claw motion of the hand.)
Last night you kept missing and you turned my ass into swiss cheese. Now i am afraid to walk past the bowling alley. Seriously my ass looks like a mafia hit gone wrong.
by Dattin J October 17, 2012
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