Swiss cheese 

the taste of cum mixed with lube and latex after having sexual intercourse.

James- Hey babe will you get that swiss cheese for me?
Sarah- UGH!

Swiss cheese by XOlolXO April 8, 2009

swiss cheese 

Term used to define a fake sports fan (usually old and completely unathletic) who is there for the publicity or because their other rich friends went there, and they sit in the club boxes eating swiss cheese and drinking white zinfendel, occassionally clapping for the team when they do something that everyone else claps at.

Spike Wearing Raider Fan: Look at the swiss cheese and wine fans

swiss cheese by Dimitri Arethas December 25, 2005

Swiss Cheese 

A more suitable name for Windows 98 and later.

Swiss Cheese XP Home Edition is such crap!

Swiss Cheese by boarder8925 August 27, 2003

Swiss Cheese 

A gay man's asshole after his mate has missed a few times in the butt. Allowing him to be picked up bowling ball style because of the holes. (Usually being referenced by a claw motion of the hand.)

Last night you kept missing and you turned my ass into swiss cheese. Now i am afraid to walk past the bowling alley. Seriously my ass looks like a mafia hit gone wrong.

Swiss Cheese by Dattin J October 17, 2012

Swiss Cheese 

Somebody who acts nice when in presence of those who like her, but when alone with those she does not like, becomes rude and self centered. Swiss cheese's are often snobbish to the point were it becomes amusing to only you.

Layla: Hey Hayley! Apparently Carly got the lead role in the school play!
Hayley: Ughhh...
Layla: WHAT?! YOU DONT LIKE CARLY?!!!!!!111?!!!1111
Hayley: She's such a swiss cheese...
Layla: Whatev.

Swiss Cheese by Okay? Okay. October 5, 2013

swiss cheese 

word meaning bad sex

I had some stinky swiss cheese last night.

swiss cheese by jenni1790 December 2, 2007

Swiss Cheese 

To cut something/someone.

"That girl is talkin' junk...she bout to get "swiss cheesed up."

Swiss Cheese by Tatiana November 23, 2003