Swishy Dog

A Swishy Dog is a prank to play on either a sleeping, drunk, or otherwise incapacitated person at a party or wherever the situation permits. Simply wait until the victim passes out, or is sleeping. Next, take a room temperature hot dog and insert it into the victims mouth. "Swish" the hot dog all around the inside of their mouth, teeth and gums, forcefully if needed to ensure that they will wake up. continue to slap it across their face and forehead until they open their eyes. Next, hide the hot dog, unzip your fly and pull your dick out of your pants and present it close to the victims face. If properly executed, the victim will suspect that they just got finished getting mouth raped and subsequently never be the asshole who passes out at a party again.

After falling asleep to an episode his favorite show, Harry Paratesties woke up abruptly to something forcing itself in and around his mouth emitting a salty taste throughout. As he opened his eyes he immediately was horrified at the large, uncut penis that swayed before him. A burst of laughter ensued as all of his friends accused him of blowing another man. But everyone at the party knew that he hadn't, he was just the victim of a perfectly executed Swishy Dog. (See also; felching for duckbutter)

by FupaGunt March 7, 2015

Full swipe

The act of eating a girl out from behind and going up from her clit to asshole in one motion.

She started twitching after I full swiped her

by Theswiper May 6, 2023

Victory Swipe

THe act of wiping your mouth clean after giving great head. (must use back of hand, then shake it off).

Last night I totally did the victory swipe after him finishing in only 5 minutes.

by ecugal13 August 22, 2010

swisha

Slang for a Swisher Sweet cigar. commonly made into a blunt with marijuana

imma grab a swisha and a forty and keep the party jumpin

by Chrome April 9, 2006

Swimporrhaphobia

The fear of aliens anatomically similar to worms coming into your room at exactly 12:32 AM and handing you a grilled cheese sandwich. People typically get over this fear by lighting torches while they sleep.

Person 1: Why did you have torches lit in your room at midnight last night?
Person 2: I'm sorry, but I suffer from a chronic case of swimporrhaphobia.

by The Swimporrhaphobics August 6, 2016

swiss delight

Using a cheese grater to climax; originated in Switzerland.

I was feeling pretty delicious, so I decided to attempt a Swiss delight. Yolo.

by Accounting Genius November 6, 2013

Swiss Army Nudger

A small pocket pen knife usually borrowed from the "chapster" or "chaparoonie" for the act of picking at ones hands or nails.

Hey Chapster - Can i Borrow your swiss army nudger...

or

Beaksy Beaks , throw me over the Chapsters swiss army nudger

by Marche Man August 28, 2009