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Swinglered

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A massively unfortunate incident caused by several small, easily avoidable circumstances and excessively poor decision making.
I really Swinglered my car when I decide to throw that soft-drink through my sunroof onto that other guy's car, and he proceeded to chase me for 45 minutes, hurling debris at me and causing hundreds of dollars worth of damage to my car exterior.
by Rockteh January 7, 2013
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Chicken Swinger

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1) A pejorative term for a Jew referring to the killing of chickens as part of an atonement ritual practiced by orthodox Jews on the eve of Yom Kippur known as kapparot;

2) An orthodox Jew (in particular).
Even among major media, serious discussion about peace in the Middle East is inevitably preempted by the intrusion of a walleyed chicken swinger ranting about Israel's "right to exist."
by JebediahSpringfield88 January 12, 2023
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Whistle Swinger

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A "Whistle Swinger" is when you're cheating on your husband/wife with your radio co-host in the booth.
"Damn, I didn't know this radio job would lead to me being a Whistle Swinger."
by DublinIsBubblin June 2, 2020
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Swedgered

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To describe someone who has consumed large quantitys of ecstacy and dosent know or where they are.
"look at him hes swedgered out his nut"
by damagefaction January 24, 2009
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syringered

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(n) The act of raising the expectations of forum members by posting a story (typically regarding a member of the opposite sex) as it develops in real time, updating every three or four minutes but ultimately failing to provide a conclusion.
Forum member A: So what happened with you and that girl mikey?
Forum member B: Yeah, what happened
(no response from mikey after 2 days)
Forum member A: OMGWTFBBQ we've been syringered.
by A.C. August 6, 2004
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pipe swinger

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A heterosexual man with a large penis who makes this fact known. A general badass.
Matt, you are a straight shootin' pipe swinger!
by Freight Train Lewis February 4, 2009
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whistle swinger

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When you cheat on your wife with your radio co-host in the booth
Damn...who knew that this radio show would lead to a whistle swinger!
by Granny1221 June 2, 2020
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