SWIMP

Someone who idolizes mediocre pussy.

Bryce Austin is a SWIMP.

by Next question August 19, 2017

swimp

Sweet + Pimp = Swimp

Man, that ride is SWIMP, but you are fuhgupid.

by EssTooKayTD July 4, 2005

Swimp

A weeb who simps. A deadly combination.

Get this swimp out of my chat.

by Palmdaddy October 29, 2020

SWIMP

To pimp up something that swim.

Hi guys, let's swimp up that whale. OR Hey man, look how swimping that whale is.

by S Marlow August 25, 2017

swimp

a person with a tiny penis

Yo that guy tried having sex with me, mans had a swimp

by glizzy glob stopper 3000 October 10, 2021

Swimping

Eating a Wimpy burger then going swimming

Myself and Clive went Swimping and felt very ill.

by thatsanurbanlegend May 5, 2021

swimp

swiftie + simp

Someone who is so obsessed with Taylor Swift that they simp over her constantly.

These people will often get angry at anyone who disses their TayTay while simultaneously shitting their diaper once they realize they’re invisible to the overrated celebrity they worship.

Normal Person: Taylor Swift could be performing in my bathroom and I still wouldn’t attend.

Swimp: Oh my God! For not liking her, you sure are wasting your time making fun of her. She’s a billionaire and doesn’t give a shit about you!

Normal Person: You’re sitting here DEFENDING a billionaire that doesn’t give a shit about you either. That’s worse.

Swimp: *cries and shits diaper*

by SimpsAreCancer February 15, 2024