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A selkie is a seal in the water but a man on land. At the full of the moon the selkie rises from the water in foam and spray, takes off its seal skin, throws it aside on the rocks, and dances around mystic fires on the shore. Selkie woman are very beautiful and the men very handsome. That is why when humans in legends happen upon the shore at full moon and see the selkie-people, often they want the selkies to be their mate and steal the sealskins that are lying on the rocks. If their seal skin has been stolen a selkie can never return back to the ocean and becomes a prisoner.

Often in tales the offspring of a human and a selkie have webbed fingers. Over the centuries their human descendents retain a little of the web to remind them that they came from the sea. The legend of the selkie originates from Scotland and also from the fishing coasts of Norway. An old Scottish ballad entitled “Silkie” tells of a selkie-man who falls in love with a beautiful maiden. Usually the tales of selkies are tragic and sad, with a certain longing when a selkie finds themselves in love with a human or the when a human finds themselves desperately in love with a selkie.

If you are ever on the shores of Scotland, turn your face towards the sea and if you listen hard enough you may just hear the ghosts of the selkies and their beloved human laughter and cries rip and wave across the briny sea. And if you do, just think….How many of the people around you are really selkies trapped on land in human form?
Selkie lad- "I may be a selkie but that doesn't matter! I
promise you that somehow I will find a way for us to be together!

madien- "you can't promise any such thing, my love. Don't you see? It is impossible! They will kill you if they find out!"

Selkie Lad- "Come away with me! Let us leave here forever...please!"

madien-"You know I can't...who would care for my dying father?...No... you are a selkie...and I am but a lass on the land...we can never be together!"

Selkie lad-"Please don't say that...I'll find a way! Curse the bloody selkies! I don't want to be a selkie! All I want is to be with ou becuse I love you! You are my true love!
by ocean mist August 16, 2009
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sweltering

When it's so hot in the room your shirt sticks to your back
Oh it's offcially sweltering my shirting sticking bro
by b95x80 September 9, 2010
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Swekcha

She is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. The most beautiful part of her is her eyes. Once you see her you will fall in love with her. You won’t really know it at first but after you will realise how much you really love her. She is very simple and very different from other girls and is very hard to understand. She is a very complicated person who keeps her past life a secret. But she always thinks of others first. She is very caring, sweet, kind and selfless. She will only love ONE guy with full of her heart.
Swekcha is a lovable person
by Mincha November 9, 2018
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selk bag

The greatest invention known to man. Forged in the deep wilderness of the Chilean jungle by the nomadic Selk'nam. Each selk bag is composed of pure excellence. Endowed with the power to maintain optimum body temperature in any situation, it is rumored that god himself wears one. As a result, wearing the snuggie has been condemned by most christians to be a sin. At only $122.27 who could pass up a chance to own something so wondrous? An idiot, thats who.
Some Idiot: When I get home I'm going to throw on my snuggie and read a book on my couch.
Selk Bag Owner: Oh yeah, well I'm going to put on my selk bag and not read because reading sucks, and my selk bag allows me to do way more stuff in it than your snuggie does. Like sledding, I can sled without a sled if I'm in my selk bag. So suck on that.
by Mike Hunt Hertzalot January 14, 2009
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Bag, that was swell

The saying the fictional Internet-turned gay character of Rugrats Drew Pickles and his alliance of gay butt buddies, The Barney Bunch, say after having a gay sex orgy or in any form of gay sex involving them raping a man in any manner. This has been used in many Drew Pickles videos classifying him as "The Gayest Man in the World", where he goes around raping random men in his path and causing a homosexual havoc in his arsenal of gay sex orgies. He also uses it to depict very awesome things that he sees.
Bag, that was swell raping you.
by ScraftyMan May 6, 2011
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selk

To vomit on one's partner, particularly during an intimate activity.
by Invisigod August 10, 2004
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swellout

Similar to foreploy; a swellout changes his hair, clothes, or political opinions for the sole purpose of getting laid.
Have you seen Randy lately? Yesterday he was sporting a fauxhawk and vintage t-shirt and wouldn't shut up about An Inconvenient Truth; what a swellout.
by FreshyBB September 6, 2007
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