out like a boner in sweatpants

Embellishment of the word "out." This phrase is appropriate to use whenever simply saying "out" is too boring. This may be most often used as an away message on AOL Instant Messenger. The phrase can, however, find use within other contexts.

There are several variations of this phrase, including:
out like a fat kid in dodgeball
out like a blind kid in musical chairs
out like Janet Jackson's right nipple
out like a white guy in a jumping contest
out like handicap parking at the special olympics
out like your mom in a beauty pageant
out like a midget in a dunk contest
out like Helen Keller in hide-and-go-seek
off like heads in the French Revolution
off like a prom dress

The goal of such phrases is to be shocking, crude, or disrespectful in some way in the embellishment of the word.

We're goin' to the bars, so I'm out like a boner in sweatpants.

by beaner2 June 15, 2006

sweatpants money

A small amount of currency that pays for things such as cigarettes,beer,candy bars,5 pieces of crack...generally just a small expense fund.

Bitch get me my sweatpants money so i can get a pack of newports!

by zach413 July 1, 2008

grey sweatpants

The pants that you should wear when you hang with your girl;)

Girlfriend:"You should comeover today, oh and wear your grey sweatpants"

by FBGMx2 July 29, 2016

Grey Sweatpants

You have a big Dick

You should wear your grey sweatpants more often

by Boolin2345_Yur May 1, 2019

sweatpants season

When the weather turns colder and all the guys start wearing sweatpants and you're inner hoe comes out and you glance at the 🍆 as you walk by. Also lets you know who your dtf

Can't wait for sweatpants season my inner hoe abt to be thirsty.

by Jacob is ugly February 22, 2018

Sweatpants Mode

When a extremely intoxicated person becomes intensely mad at nothing in particular, causing them to change into a pair of sweatpants and a plain t-shirt and makes a complete ass of themselves. Amusing entertainment for less drunk, more appropriately dressed party-goers.

Mike was really in sweatpants mode last night. He was wearing his sweatpants yelling at people he didn't even know for no reason. He really made himself look like a foolish asshole. It was hillarious!

by SweatsGuy69 December 8, 2010

Sweatpants

Probably the softest and most comfortable thing in the world besides bunnies.

School would be a much better place if everyone wore sweatpants instead of jeans that are either too tight or so loose that their underwear is showing.

by Neva McNelly October 21, 2012