Secret Sweater

When person has thick hair on their front and back, appearing like they are wearing a sweater. Extremely hairy chest and back. Hair so thick on the front and back of a body, it could be a piece of clothing.

Dad took off his shirt at the pool, so all my friends saw his secret sweater. The police officer was extra warm, because under his uniform he had a secret sweater.

by Prince Hairy February 28, 2017

sweater commando

The act of wearing a sweater without an undershirt. This unorthodox practice is normally observed amongst women but can be seen on men as well.

Look at that girls cleavage!

I love when she goes sweater commando.

by Kpeng January 5, 2017

Late Night Street Sweeper

When your friend ejaculates on his female counterparts torso, and then a second party enters and unknowingly kisses the torso of the same female. Thus resulting in the first male's semen in the second's mouth.

Man, Russell was a Late Night Street Sweeper last night with Jim and Alice.

by #TrapHouse/Everything November 6, 2014

Striped Sweater

A thing that is Best worn ALL THE TIME!!!!

Spongebob: I'd like to call this little number "Striped Sweater" The best time to wear a stiped sweater is all the time, One with the collar, Turtle Neck, That's the kind,
'Cause when you're wearing that.... one.... special.... sweater.... (should always be sung in a high pitch voice a.k.a. Spongebob immitation)

by adogc95 December 8, 2010

sweatermeat

The breasts, especially spectacular breasts.

Check out the sweatermeat on the new chick behind the counter! Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Mo Dixley September 18, 2005

sweeper keeper

Is a new way of goalkeeper, Manuel Neuer is an example of a sweeper keeper, sweeper keepers usually defend out of the penalty area,

"Cristiano Ronaldo had a break away into Bayern's Half and Manuel Neuer comes out of his Penalty area to defend the box he played the role as a sweeper keeper"

by Soccer, Football, Goalkeeper, September 26, 2014

sweater girl

A heterosexual woman that accompanies a gay male friend to social gatherings, in order to maintain the appearance that the gay man is straight.

Lance realized early in his Wall Street career that gay men have a glass ceiling above them. When he met his sweater girl Stephanie, he knew immediately that he was going to make partner.

by Jack Stadnick February 2, 2006