Swamp Thing Dat Hoe

After you spooge on dat hoe. You throw moldy garbage and/or sea weed on her. Then you drop kick her.

Man after I boned. I straight swamp thing dat hoe

by Ehi and Chuck and Justin December 16, 2007

Secret Swamp Thing

Secret Swamp Thing (noun) -- mistress, rollaway bed, fuck buddy

Joey married Alicia. If Alicia ever found out about Joey's "Secret Swamp Thing", what's her name, Holy Alicia!! There'd be hell to pay.

by TammyTime1991 January 16, 2010

swamp-ass-thing

swamp-ass-thing is a swamp creature with a million kids. he is divorced from mother nature. he love his swamp more than anythibg so dont do anything bad to it

"should we go to the swamp?" "ok but be respectful! swamp-ass-thing lives there!"

by kindaswagtbh June 10, 2021

swamp ass thing

swamp ass thing is a man-like create who lives in a swamp. he cares alot about swamps so don't be disrespectful.

someone: hey! lets got to that swamp place!
me: ok but be respectful! swamp ass thing lives here!!

by kindaswagtbh June 10, 2021

swamp thang

eating a girl out with a dip or chew in your mouth.

i gave that girl a dirty swamp thang last night

by Easter P October 29, 2009

Swamp Things pickle

The mass that Swamp Thing broke off of his crotch and gave to Heather Locklear(spelling?) in the movie that made her imagine that her and Swampy(in human form)were having hot sex.

"Yo bitch try this pickle and tell me what you think"

by John the Baptist April 17, 2003

Swamp thang

When a person gets in the bottom of the portajohn and the other sits on top as if to go number 2 and receives a hand job from below

She just gave me a swamp thang in the hot ass porter shitter, go in and get yours...

by thuggin2platinum August 13, 2018