swallowed an anaconda

An expression used by people to explain light heartedly why they've just curled out an unfeasably large long turd.

I was round at the in laws for Sunday lunch and I got the urge to nip off a loaf, unfortunately it was bigger than expected and wouldn't flush, in fact I had to explain to her mum that I must have swallowed an anaconda, she wasn't amused!

by Big Jacks Bollocks May 21, 2017

Swallowed a tiny cactus

When you hook up someone that has an STD. It looked tasty and easy, but it didn’t turn out that way.

Tammy: How did it go with Joe?

Melissa: Not good. I swallowed a tiny cactus and now I’ve got to get treated for this rash.

by LackOfAfro January 31, 2023

swallowed the hog

when a gal gives ya head

Chap 1: why are you on my door step at 6 AM??
Chap 2: I've come with the best news regarding the woman I've been courting!
Chap 1: Wot then??
Chap 2: she's swallowed the hog!!
Chap 1: you slimy bastard! congrats!

by lnglvthnwflsh January 31, 2017

Swallowed the Whistle

When someone is surprised by something and they end up finding it so hilarious that they squeak before laughing in a high pitched manner.

Girl: -Is surprised by a random image on screen and starts laughing hysterically-
Guy 1: She just swallowed the whistle! Listen to her squeak!

by marahh February 11, 2009

swallowed a porcupine

to suck the dick and balls of a extreme harry dick. often involves gagging on the dick and balls at once / aka deep throat.

danielle swallowed a porcupine of a big black guy last night in the room next to mine, i heard here gagging and coughing while he was moaning.

by tommytigger December 2, 2011

swallowed a strand

When your dipping and accidentally swallow your pinch

I think I swallowed a strand I might throw up

by cripple69 February 22, 2014

swallowed a dictionary

use long and unclear words when speaking.

"customers in our pub said I sounded as if I'd swallowed a dictionary"

by Arminkshipper July 21, 2025