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(1)
A non gender specific term used to describe Someone who is unsure of their facts and is often confused by the simplest of tasks.

(2)
To swain is to falcify a story to try and make an event in your life seem more interesting.
"Antony's just come up to me and he says he got with three birds last night, he's a right swain."
Swain by Rob's A Ginger Cunt March 8, 2009
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A guy or girl you are casually dating or sleeping with, and also respect or have feelings for. Someone who is more than just a f**k-buddy or boytoy, but that you're not monogamous with and is not as serious as a bf/gf.
Guy 1: "Damn, who was that girl you were with yesterday, she fine as hell! Is that your latest hook up? "
Guy 2: "Nah, she cool. That's my latest swain."

Girl 1: "She's always talking about Chris. Is that her boyfriend?"
Girl 2: "No, not yet. He's just her swain. She still sees other guys."
swain by Hot_Sauce_005 December 26, 2020
The place who’s food is over priced asf. And by the time it’s January the entire resort is finally open. And you better not like your jacket cause it’s gonna be greasy.
You know what else is greasy 😏...... my hair. I haven’t showered in 15 days.... yeah Swain is pretty shitty.
Swain by Dawnkeyfriggyermum August 19, 2021

swain county high school 

A shit hole straight from the ass of satan
Mom: would you like to go to swain county high school?
Son: no I don’t want to be shit

Swain Syndrome 

Swain Syndrome is when an individual is only attracted to Asian females. They find no other race attractive. This attraction typically applies to solely Asian females of Chinese, Japanese or Korean descent.
Eddie has Swain Syndrome because he only likes Chinese girls.
Swain Syndrome by punker123 October 5, 2010

swain county high school 

tourist: where can i find a trash can?
me: at swain county high school