A bad ass disease where the swag germs just kick the ever loving shit out of your white blood cells and you feel like utter piss for several days. It's mighty awesome, and even though you feel like your esophogus is being set on fire, your still proud to say you've had motherfuckin' swaggitis.
Sorry, i cant go to school today. I have swaggitis and its playing whack-a-mole with my lymph nodes.
by harry fucking potter April 27, 2010
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2. eating food in a specific place
3. dancing in a condescending fashion
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3. dancing in a condescending fashion
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A person whom is part of the new 'swag' sub-culture. They generally wear 'streetwear' brands such as Obey, and are incapable of cognitive thought.
Believed to be a corruption of the late 00's 'metro', with 'gangsta' or 'rap' culture influences, the subculture is now being used as an example by the Westboro Baptist Church in their argument against the theory of evolution.
Be cautious when approaching or conversing with 'Swaggots', as their inability to critically evaluate argument or articulate words containing more than two syllables may make conversation often degenerate into phrases which they've learnt from other 'swaggots'.
When this occurs, their actions generally revert to labelling people as 'haters' and ceasing processes requiring more brain power than basic survival instinct, poor photoshop skills and parrot-like repetition.
Believed to be a corruption of the late 00's 'metro', with 'gangsta' or 'rap' culture influences, the subculture is now being used as an example by the Westboro Baptist Church in their argument against the theory of evolution.
Be cautious when approaching or conversing with 'Swaggots', as their inability to critically evaluate argument or articulate words containing more than two syllables may make conversation often degenerate into phrases which they've learnt from other 'swaggots'.
When this occurs, their actions generally revert to labelling people as 'haters' and ceasing processes requiring more brain power than basic survival instinct, poor photoshop skills and parrot-like repetition.
"Andre is such a swaggot now, all he does is wear snapbacks and post badly filtered photos with stupid phrases over them"
by Johnny Fabrizi September 14, 2012
Get the Swaggot mug.A man of Hobbit like stature who has all kinds of various adventures that would not normally be attributed someone like him. As a result he becomes revered and has lots of swagger.
Person 1: You hear about how Craig beat down De-Bo, had a three way with Debbie and Joi and got his job back??? All within a week!
Person 2: No way! No way that lil' dude did all that!
Person 1: Yep. Lil dude has more adventers than Bilbo Baggins.
Person 2: He's like Bilbo Swaggins!
Person 2: No way! No way that lil' dude did all that!
Person 1: Yep. Lil dude has more adventers than Bilbo Baggins.
Person 2: He's like Bilbo Swaggins!
by Rile E. Escobar May 25, 2011
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Nigga nigga bitch nigga nigga,
Nigga fried chicken nigga watermelon nigga,
Bitch nigga,
Nigga,
White women, titties ass.
Repeat 4x to have maximum swiggity swag
Nigga fried chicken nigga watermelon nigga,
Bitch nigga,
Nigga,
White women, titties ass.
Repeat 4x to have maximum swiggity swag
by xX_WEEDSHOT_Xx April 20, 2015
Get the Swiggity Swag mug.The term used by actually good-aimed teenagers to make fun of swagfags. Usually put into a rhyming pattern, swiggity swag can be used in many terms, and can be rhymed with anything they can possibly think of, switching the "swag" part of the term with a new word, just starting with "sw". Parodying the horrible nature of people who actually think their swag can conquer anything, this puts the term into jokes, and can be laughed upon with good manner.
"Swiggity swag, all you people are fags!"
"Swiggity sway, did you have your breakfast today?"
"Swiggity swupid, you're pretty stupid."
"Swiggity swag, do you ever feel like a plastic bag?" -Katy Perry
"Swiggity swissile, here comes the missile!" -Kim Jong Un
"Swiggity sway, did you have your breakfast today?"
"Swiggity swupid, you're pretty stupid."
"Swiggity swag, do you ever feel like a plastic bag?" -Katy Perry
"Swiggity swissile, here comes the missile!" -Kim Jong Un
by kimjongamazing June 21, 2013
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