1. The utilization of confidence in stride and manner in specific application of general fundraising, cash-getting, green harvesting, skrilla producing, or otherwise dough generating pursuits.
2. The study of the effects of highly confident and otherwise swagger-emanating individuals on the job market and company profits.
2. The study of the effects of highly confident and otherwise swagger-emanating individuals on the job market and company profits.
A: Damn, who is that guy strutting into The French Laundry in a tailored Boss suit with a fat wad of cash?
B: Some call em corporate ho's, but I'm fenna study up on some of that swagonomics and get me some paper, son.
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A confident smile, steady and cool movement, and an ability to act like you belong in any environment are crucial to the production of revenue, according to the Professors of Swagonomics at Yale.
B: Some call em corporate ho's, but I'm fenna study up on some of that swagonomics and get me some paper, son.
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A confident smile, steady and cool movement, and an ability to act like you belong in any environment are crucial to the production of revenue, according to the Professors of Swagonomics at Yale.
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Borderline-retarded teenagers (and sometimes twenty-somethings) who think that having "swag" holds any meaning in the real world. Swagophiles have become very common in social media recently, especially facebook and tumblr. Swagophiles are known to post sentimental BS over a filtered instagram photo in an attempt to sound deep, when really it is just a cry for attention. Swagophiles also have the tendency to believe that having "swag" is more important than anything, including, but not limited to intelligence/good grades/education, a unique personality, an actual talent, friends, etc.
Retarded Swagophile#1: Who needs good grades when you have swag?
Retarded Swagophile#2: Who needs a condom when you got swag?
Retarded Swagophile#3: Who needs a personality when you got swag?
Forever Alone Swagophile: Who needs friends when you got swag?
Retarded Swagophile#4: Oh my god, look at this quote I posted over an instagram photo, I'm so deep!!!
Retarded Swagophile#2: Who needs a condom when you got swag?
Retarded Swagophile#3: Who needs a personality when you got swag?
Forever Alone Swagophile: Who needs friends when you got swag?
Retarded Swagophile#4: Oh my god, look at this quote I posted over an instagram photo, I'm so deep!!!
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Get the Swagophile mug.A person whom is part of the new 'swag' sub-culture. They generally wear 'streetwear' brands such as Obey, and are incapable of cognitive thought.
Believed to be a corruption of the late 00's 'metro', with 'gangsta' or 'rap' culture influences, the subculture is now being used as an example by the Westboro Baptist Church in their argument against the theory of evolution.
Be cautious when approaching or conversing with 'Swaggots', as their inability to critically evaluate argument or articulate words containing more than two syllables may make conversation often degenerate into phrases which they've learnt from other 'swaggots'.
When this occurs, their actions generally revert to labelling people as 'haters' and ceasing processes requiring more brain power than basic survival instinct, poor photoshop skills and parrot-like repetition.
Believed to be a corruption of the late 00's 'metro', with 'gangsta' or 'rap' culture influences, the subculture is now being used as an example by the Westboro Baptist Church in their argument against the theory of evolution.
Be cautious when approaching or conversing with 'Swaggots', as their inability to critically evaluate argument or articulate words containing more than two syllables may make conversation often degenerate into phrases which they've learnt from other 'swaggots'.
When this occurs, their actions generally revert to labelling people as 'haters' and ceasing processes requiring more brain power than basic survival instinct, poor photoshop skills and parrot-like repetition.
"Andre is such a swaggot now, all he does is wear snapbacks and post badly filtered photos with stupid phrases over them"
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Did you see that yolo-swaggot post his vine video the other day? He said, "That FuFu lame shit I ain't with it. I'll send some shots at your fitted. Gratata. Swag."
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Get the Yolo-swaggot mug.A person who is obsessed with wearing snapbacks, listens to mainstream rap artists, and believes that everyone who isn't them is an idiot. Swaggots are also a large majority of the time narcissistic hypocrites, personally in my town all of the swaggots are pot heads who are stoned all of the time. Not only that but Swaggots tend to be very exclusive do the fact that everyone who doesn't listen to Kendrick Lamar, doesn't have 'swag' in their eyes and doesn't wear snapbacks is not worthy enough to being talked to. To conclude, a large majority of the time Swaggots swarm in small groups of people due to the fact no one wants to put up with their bullshit.
A Swaggot Listens to Kendrick Lamar all the time, Yonkers by Tyler The Creator, Fucking Problems and I Don't Like, Clique and Mercy.
"Yo did you listen to that new Kendrick Lamar song Poetic Justice?" "Yeah dog, that shit's dope" "wanna go smoke weed to that song and walk around chirping people?" "Sure" -A Swaggot conversation
"Yo did you listen to that new Kendrick Lamar song Poetic Justice?" "Yeah dog, that shit's dope" "wanna go smoke weed to that song and walk around chirping people?" "Sure" -A Swaggot conversation
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