swaddled

To stagger around in an intoxicated state.
I got mighty swaddled this weekend.
by sarahfvbslvb May 17, 2006
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Swaddling

The act of a man falling a sleep with his dick in a woman's vagina. Swaddling has become a sexual sensation, as well as cultural, largely in, though not limited to, countries on the northern hemisphere.
by ThGy007 September 13, 2011
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swaddling

When you sleep with your penis inside a girl for an entire night. As defined by Griffin McElroy in Episode 71 of advice podcast My Brother, My Brother, and Me. A resolution to the "chronic weiner coldness" malady.
Justin: "Hey, Debbie and I have fun night last night. We went and saw Contagion, got some great Thai food, and then I fell asleep with my weiner in her."
Griffin: "Oh that's called swaddling, I didn't even know - I thought we invented it. It's the new sex sensation that's sweeping the nation."
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Swaddling

When a man and woman go to sleep after having sex with the man remaining inside of the woman.
After a great night, T and his girlfriend spent the night swaddling.
by forevercitrus82 September 13, 2011
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swaddle

The waddle you get after having wonderful sex.
She swaddled over to the blockbuster -- bow legged.
by Sonia'SEX April 04, 2006
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swaddle

to move your hips in a circular motion while straddling an object
by cbrownlee December 14, 2010
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Swaddled

To be constantly getting sex, and the attention of women.
Tim: "Holy shit, look at Chad, he is always having sex, the ladies love and adore him."
Stan: "Fuck yeah dude, he's swaddled."
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