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super quantum unit intel processor

A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, or, SQUIP, is from Japan. It’s a grey oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It’s preprogrammed, it’s amazing, speaks to you directly. You behave as it’s appraising, helps you act correctly. It helps you to be cool. It helps you rule...
“Hey, Jeremy, you need a Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.”
“So...drugs?”
“It’s better than drugs. IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN!”
by Richard Goranski September 16, 2020
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Super Woman

Referring to the Supreme Sex that is biologically female.
Girl 1: I’m a Super Woman.

Girl 2: I’m confused... Is that meant to be similar to Wonder Woman or super woman?

Girl 3: No, it’s meant to mean I’m a Supreme Sex — there 2 Supreme sexes one being a Super Man — essentially we’re the highest authority regarding sex
by Justine Wheeler March 8, 2021
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Super Capitalism

A joke started by libertarian socialist political commentator Vaush about how Americans would have already been socialists if socialism "came wrapped in an American flag" and didn't have the baggage that the word does today. Many super capitalism memes also attempt to highlight how regular capitalism restricts freedom of the average individual, whereas super capitalism (market socialism) would not.

The term has nothing to do with Mussolini's supercapitalism which was the fascist conception of modern capitalism as a denigration of an older, better, heroic capitalism.
"Listen up y'all. You've had regular capitalism and all the wealth just goes to the corporations and these fat cats just sit up there at their big ol'... they dont do shit okay- I'm selling you... SUPER CAPITALISM! SUper CAPITALISM is SO invested in private enterprise that every single individual actually collectively owns a portion of the place they work at! You're a McDonald's fry-- chef-man? You work! That's part of your business son! That's you now! SUPER CAPITALISM! In addition... I am SO in favor of market incentives and market forces that I *reject* the private ownership of ANY industry which interferes with the function of those market forces. TransportatIon? Healthcare!? These are INELASTIC MARKETS DUMB FUCK....... SUPER CAPITALISM!"
by Whette Aeggue January 1, 2021
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Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience

This catchphrase was popularized by YouTuber/Comedian/God, Ryan George, in his series called "Pitch Meeting" featured in the YouTube channel named, "Screen Rant", (he also has his own channel, but rarely references it there.) Ryan also stated in the 100th bonus episode of Pitch Meetings that it was inspired from an old Italian phrase called, "superezbenelenocoveni."
Ryan: Hey, do you think it's gonna be hard to think of an example for this catchphrase?
George: No actually, it's gonna be Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience.
Ryan: Oh really?
by Little Kid Lover aka MikeScott November 12, 2020
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Super Macho Man

That motherfucker from California, who steals your bitch.
Super Macho Man released the bogus all up in my girl's ass.
by BlackManJohnson July 24, 2018
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super-keen nadster

Oxbridge slang for someone who is 'superkeen'; that is, keener than keen. Associated with a strong go-getting attitude, but one that is obvious and public, to the point of being awkwardly endearing or backfiring.

Unclear where 'nadster' originates from. Likely related to nads, as in someone who's "got balls", or the Polish 'nad', meaning 'above' - say, 'above keen'.
"Let's try and be first into the club!"
"Nah, nobody's in there. We'll end up floating around like abandoned toilet paper. Don't want to be super-keen nadsters."

"I looked at the slogan I'd painted up on the banner: 'Come on lads, be a nads(ter)!!'. What was I thinking? The pun didn't even make sense. I looked like such a super-keen nadster."
by univydd November 16, 2011
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ssergus

Salty kid who got banned on Guildcraft and comes back to hate on admins. Uses multiple accounts and changes his ip to tell admins off
Ssergus: All admins /moders/helpers - I f@ck yours mothers each day !

Everyone: Oh look ssergus is back again for the millionth time
by kek5 June 12, 2017
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