european surprise 

During a threesome with two males and one female, when one male is about to finish they do so in the mouth of the other male.

"I had a threesome with John and Sarah yesterday"
"Nice, did you nut in her?"
"Nah, I gave John a European Surprise"

european surprise by divinemuffin February 8, 2019

Surprised the hell out of me 

Well, as you could probably guess it means that you are surprised. But it’s surprised in BIG CAPITAL LETTERS with explosions, earthquakes and tidal waves followed by a total eclipse of the sun. It’s the sort of surprise that you would feel when as you were feeding your cat she looked up at you and said “You’re fucking joking! I’m not eating that; it looks like puke and smells like shit! Get me some chicken or a piece of oak smoked ham, you arsehole.”

Malcolm actually did something right first time, it surprised the hell out of me.

Surprised the hell out of me by AKACroatalin December 15, 2016

baby what a big surprise 

When a guy shows up at a girls house unannounced with his cock hanging out!

Chad : Hey girl what's up!
Keirsten : Ohh Baby What A Big Surprise!

baby what a big surprise by JDawg 316 August 10, 2016

Shia Surprise 

When a character a show makes you think is dead or that you thought was dead comes back to life/was alive the entire time

"he shia surprised the entire fandom during the finale"

Shia Surprise by surpriseingnebulatraveler December 21, 2014

Meat Snowman Surprise 

A “Meat Snowman Surprise” is the event in which you promise to take care of your girlfriend’s baby sister, Polly, but fall asleep in the process, and then wake up to a meat snowman in your kitchen.

Gumball: I’m not sure searching online for “meat snowman surprise” will yield the most constructive results!

Meat Snowman Surprise by S6 E39 - The Mess • TAWOG February 22, 2023

Surprise, Bitch

Someone you thought you’d seen the last of.

- "Surprise, bitch.
I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me."

Surprise, Bitch by tumbeuleure December 11, 2013

Double-wide Surprise 

Official canon of Bugs bunny, from looney toons, when he was a struggling rapist. Meaning thick male butt concealed by heavy fabric.

James: "Derek, you probably have tight man pussy and be lookin like a Double-wide Surprise. Goddamn!"
Derek: "Let go, James!"

Double-wide Surprise by murder3000 March 22, 2020