Sherwood Park

An affluent community in Strathcona County in Alberta, Canada east of Edmonton. People from Sherwood Park (or The Park) are generally better, and signifigantly whiter than individuals from Edmonton. The population of Sherwood Park is comprised of beautiful well-kept homes, and parks. This causes people from neighboring Edmonton to harbour tremendous jealousy and resentment towards Sherwood Park, and its residents as Edmonton is about 94 percent ghetto. Sherwood Park has a near zero crime rate, and a median income of approx. $121000 per household. Sherwood Park residents only go into Edmonton to throw garbage out the window, and dump used motor oil.

Edmonton resident; "Where do you live?"

Sherwood Park resident "I live in The park"

Edmonton resident "Really? May I please come home with you?"

Sherwood Park resident "No, sorry, you are a dirty Edmonton person, and you're kind of beige."

by picturethief December 17, 2008

superboozy

an adjective used to describe an alcoholic drink as having either a high alcohol content or a strong alcohol taste.

Tequila is superboozy.

by Duke d'Redeemer November 29, 2004

Superchode

1) a chode, but superfied

2) a penis the size of a frisbee (length and widthwise)

3) an awesome punk band from South Philly

"I need to use a belt sander to jerk off my superchode"

by Yourdaddy January 27, 2004

sherwood park mall security

mall security which doesn’t know how to do their jobs, all they do is kick teenagers out for “loitering” everyone pretty much goes here to deal drugs, vape, or fight.

sherwood park mall security: TiMe oUt! you need to leave if your not buying anything!

teenagers: wtf your a paki go back to your country, mall security here is gay

by whitesuburbia April 11, 2019

Sparwood

A town located by the border of Alberta its so absolutely boring all the kids end up being skids stuck working at the mine for the rest of their life until have to do a piss test. Sparwood is filled with a bunch of under aged kids who get sloshed each weekend and get fried on the week days eventually only two kids from each grad year will be successful.
each kid no mater how they're raised will eventually smoke weed. and if you are a Hutchinson make sure you don't fuck your cousin.

Sparwood heights kid:where do you live
other sparwood kid :Spardell...
Sparwood heights kid: i feel real bad for you

by Warthorie September 12, 2018

supercoolmidoriya

A supper awesome and amazing person. They are super kind and fun to talk with!

Person 1: "have you hear about supercoolmidoriya? "
Person 2: "yes! I love them, they're super kind! "
Person 1: "yeah! "

by Deeznuts_formen May 30, 2021

Sherwood Park

Sherwood Park, a large hamlet located outside of Edmonton, Alberta. The community is full of rich and well dressed faggots. If you go to ABJ you're gay, if you go to SAL you're really gay and if you go to Facey you're not as gay but still gay. Everyone is white and if you're friends with a black kid you have mad clout. The average kid in Sherwood Park has a Breeze, Joggers, Champion hoodie, NMD's and a fuckboy haircut. Kings players run this shit and get major clout and hella pussy. If you dont have 800+ followers on Instagram no one has heard of you. The average thot's snap streaks mainly consist of the Champion logo, Kings logo (big thot) or her and her friends flexing an empty can of Palm Bay. Shoutout to Charles, the main event of Sherwood Park. With his entertaining snap stories and edgy memes he's what keeps this community from dying.

"yo meet up at baseline dons"
"In sherwood park?"
"you knoooow"

by ImBrokeButStillBoolin September 25, 2018